Introduction thread

[*Mika*]

Hello!!
And I'm sure Turisas are passing again through Spain with Dragonforce early next year....three times in fact so now you have no reason to miss them unless you go gallivanting around Ireland again.
Clicky

 

[Black Core]

Welcome, don't know many spanish people that like metal

 

[ingrid]

Welcome Warlady Morrigan!
I haven't heard Kampfar before what are they like?
*this is a bit OT but I'm curious!*

omg you heritique!!!

it's tr00 BLACK ME'OL!!!!!
(they're not folk )

 

[StephenSLR]

Hi all.

I'm from Sydney Australia, I play for Lycanthia but won't bore you with the details.

If you care to listen to my band samples here

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/lycanthia/398872-lycanthia-discography-mp3-samples-lyrics.html

Let me know what you think.

s

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

All of the threads here are 'off topic' for all practical purposes

 

[Katie'Force]

All of the threads here are 'off topic' for all practical purposes

haha that's only because you fail at being a moderator!

 

[Cari]

and you fail to be a nice girl

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

...noooo it is because if I were to delete posts that were off-topic, there would be no posts left.

 

[*Mika*]

As much as I agree with Katie, Cipher has a valid point.

Cari...FAIL FULL STOP XD

And no I can't call you by your new username because I can't for the life of me remember how to spell it, nor can I find the accent.

 

[Katie'Force]

...noooo it is because if I were to delete posts that were off-topic, there would be no posts left.

come on, you should at least tell us off for going off-topic, you just join in! you're no fun, how are we supposed to rebel if you won't tell us off???

as for my arguement... he's not off topic, he's spam

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

...noooo it is because if I were to delete posts that were off-topic, there would be no posts left.

Kinda like if one were to take away all the porn sites off the internet, there'd only be one website left and it'd be called "BRING BACK THE PORN!"

Scrubs, yay?

 

[Fullangr]

come on, you should at least tell us off for going off-topic, you just join in! you're no fun, how are we supposed to rebel if you won't tell us off???

That's what we have Olli for

 

[Katie'Force]

That's what we have Olli for

yeah but he's not told me off in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!!!!

Kinda like if one were to take away all the porn sites off the internet, there'd only be one website left and it'd be called "BRING BACK THE PORN!"

Scrubs, yay?

haha scrubs is ace!

if the message was sent unsolicited and in bulk then the message is spam."[/I]

The key word there is 'usually'......but not always, see other posts in this thread for example

You are confusing common sense with common forum behaviour.

I am anything but common.

unsolicited and in bulk - hmm, somehow i don't think bands appreciate their forums being used by people who blatently haven't heard their music just to promote their own bands, and i do believe posting the exact same "introduction" in every bands forum on UM is classed as in bulk

as for seeing other posts, no other post only says "hi, *name and location* check out my band *band name*" because everyone else actually has an interest in the band whose forum they're on

your band sharing a stage with turisas? geez i hope not!

anything but common? hahaha don't even try and tell me you're trying to be unique, there's a million other people out there with bands trying to "network", but most of them have enough respect to only do it on forums that they a) know and like the band and b) will actually contribute to the forum as a fan, not just to spam

 

[Osmo, Dalk, Kyy, Kokko and Ulf]

Right I'm Josh, 16 y/o and I am now a 6th form student.
Liked Turisas for about a year now, maybe more.
And I'm more indie than a metalhead, but I absolutely love Turisas
:zombie:

 

[Katie'Force]

Right I'm Josh, 16 y/o and I am now a 6th form student.
Liked Turisas for about a year now, maybe more.
And I'm more indie than a metalhead, but I absolutely love Turisas
:zombie:

hey, welcome to the forum!

Where abouts you from? You catching Turisas at any date on the Dragonforce tour?

 

[Osmo, Dalk, Kyy, Kokko and Ulf]

hey, welcome to the forum!

Where abouts you from? You catching Turisas at any date on the Dragonforce tour?

Thank you!

I'm from the west midlands, so I will be seeing them when they play the academy in Birmingham.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

A portion of the post was spam and squabbling over spam, and thus did not belong in a thread whose purpose is to introduce new participants of the forum. It was moved to off-topic.

 

[Fullangr]

yeah but he's not told me off in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!!!!

If we're very bad, he might tell us off in person at the Birmingham gig






Followed, as usual, by us taking absolutely no notice

 

[Katie'Force]

If we're very bad, he might tell us off in person at the Birmingham gig

Followed, as usual, by us taking absolutely no notice

which will then be unusually followed by us dragging him to a pub to learn how to pole dance

 

[Fullangr]

which will then be unusually followed by us dragging him to a pub to learn how to pole dance

Swiftly followed by myself and Thraxas dragging him off to Digbeth to introduce him to some proper beer...



In fact, I think the pole-dancing should come after the drinking, especially if we get him on the Old Rosie or Wobblejuice*





*Old Rosie is a very, very potent cider at 8.4% and £1.99 a pint, while Wobblejuice is a perry (pear cider) that's almost as strong and only 50p more. Being away with the faeries after a couple of pints of either isn't so much compulsory as inevitable.