Learning Swedish?

really? that's interesting :)
we always use a lot of non-verbal expressions, it's so natural as speak or breath. but watching those video i had a lot of fun because we seem a bunch idiots :lol: when you do it in everyday's situation it's normal, but seeing them explained in video is really weird and funny!!! :rolleyes:

the first slang words are similar to italian
-sto venendo
-(io) vengo...

the right words for semen are : sperma or seme. while the slang word is sborra.

HA someone did pay attention to my semen words! :) (That can't sound too good….).

Yeah they're pretty similar, some of them the same. This probably happened because CRns are like the Japanese: Always trying to look foreign and embracing anything from particular cultures. It's more interesting to see that there's a lot of fanaticism towards Italia and Brazil, than say España or Canada. Ahhh these Ticos :rolleyes: .

Anyhow, there are some differences. For example, to say that you're hungry in here you will just grab your stomach with one or two hands and say "¡qué hambre! or ¡me muero de hambre! The first can also mean "I am eager to fuck/get laid with somebody" :lol:.

HAHAHAHA That one is really awesome, it cracks me up every time as well hahaha.

Y vos rubia pintate los labios y dejame la pija echa un arcoiris!! :rofl:DDD

As for the ¡! ¿? stuff, it's just grammatical stuff, in spanish is correct to do so but many people don't, mainly because of lazyness :rofl:

Well it's not "just" grammatical stuff, see my previous answer. Hahaha so you like the Bananero? Where are you from?
 
Haha indeed, it's more than just grammatical stuff, you're right :p. And yeah, that dude is CRAZY! hahaha, he has some cool stuff but others kinda cross the line... nevertheless, it makes me laugh hahaha. I'm from Colombia... in my country we have some similars called the "Hetores", they take some movies and dub new voices in it, it's really funny :p. The difference is that they aren't 500% sexual hahaha. You guys in Costa Rica do something like that or something? :O (and well, same question for everywhere around the globe haha)

Take care ;D
 
lol, in German there are some quite popular (popular on the Internet and among youths) dubs, too. The very first was "Sinnlos im Weltraum" (senseless in space) which was a Star Trek re-dub. Then there was "Lord of the Weed" which is legendary! And another good one is "Harry Potter und ein Stein" (Harry Potter and a Stone) and its sequel "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" (Harry Potter and the secret porn cellar).

But some people don't like them quite much since they mostly consist of insults. :D
But you will quite probably encounter quotations from those movies, especially from LotW, every now and then.
 
Ah I think the dubbing got out of hand after a while, too many kids doing pee and poo dubs, they can be really funny when it's done in a creative way though.



"Svärdet är dåligt" :)
 
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Well I've been writing this post during the afternoon as a form of relaxation (all work no fun make Danny a dull boy), so I hope you appreciate it (you better :err:):

Acomoclitic: A preference for hairless genitals.

Ape-galle: A 15th-century name for an inflammation of the penis, also known as balantis.

Bareback: A term invented in the 1950s to denote the act of having sex without a condom.

Callipygian: The condition of having beautiful buttocks.

Condom: A prophylactic sheath, traditionally (though probably mistaken) said to have been named after an 18th-century physician. In the 18th century, condoms were also known as machines.

Gonorrhoea: A venereal disease whose name literally means "seed flow", from the mistaken belief that the discharge of mucous caused by the illness was semen.

Koro: A Japanese word denoting the delusion that one's penis is shrinking into one's body.

Nicompoop: An 18th-century name for a man who as never seen his wife's genitals. (Now an idiot.)

More later :p . By the by, I still can't remember the word for the faeces that are stuck in your anus hair. A bit freaky I know, but I found the word incredibly funny and can't seem to find it anywhere. Please, no Urban Dictionary :p .
 
:lol: a dirty mind is a joy forever :lol: lol @ Callipygian (now that's a nice condition to have!) & Nicompoop :D

this somehow reminded me of a thread i posted a while ago on another board... it was about how different names sound in different languages and often turn out to be very very bad :lol: some examples:

- my own (real) name Zina means "the act of extramarital sex and premarital sex" ( wiki ) in Arabic... Also, my ex-husband used to call me "nazi" when we got in a fight, based on the thing that, if you put zina several times in a row like this: zinazinazinazina you get nazi :rolleyes: The guy's own name was (is) Ad, which simply means "hell" in Russian :lol:

- Faeroese male name Heri sounds quite dirty in Russian. The word "her" is a Russian curse word for "penis"...

- i don't know for sure, but i thought Simen (like in Simen Hestnæs :p ) is pronounced like the English word semen? if it is, poor guy! what kind of parents call their child like that :lol:

- You probably might know R.A. Salvatores books about the drow elf Drizzt? Those books were officially translated into Russian with the altered name Dzirt, because the name Drizzt is too reminiscent of the Russian curse word for diarrhea... :lol:
 
defiance!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

callipygian comes from greek. there's a famous marble statue called Callipygian Venus (Aphrodite Kallipygos, kalli=beautiful pygos=buttocks), which obiouvsly have nice buttocks :lol:

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concerning strange double meanings, i've been told that in finnish you say "kazzo" (i don't know who to write it, it's the pronunciation more or less) to say "look" (the verb), in italian means "dick" (cazzo)

in german "die Katze in dem Kühler" means "the cat in the radiator". sounds like a germanization of the italian phrase "cazzo nel culo" (dick in the ass)

edit: i remember i laughted a lot about the swedish word for sweater which is tröja, because in italian "troia" means bitch/slut :lol:
 
btw speaking about "learning Swedish" actually, i've just read somewhere that it is recommended to watch movies in the foreign language with the same language subtitles if you're trying to learn the language... i'm going to dig up Mio Min Mio and watch it again, since Swedish subs were the only ones i could find anyway :D (i so love that movie, when i was 10 and saw it for the first time i fell i love with the boy playing Mio :) ... ohmy now i'm feeling sentimental...)
 
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:lol: a dirty mind is a joy forever :lol: @ Callipygian (now that's a nice condition to have!) & Nicompoop

:lol: yeah being callipygian is awesome . Haha yeah I remember nincompoop (probably from Calvin and Hobbes), but it's the first time I see the original meaning.

this somehow reminded me of a thread i posted a while ago on another board... it was about how different names sound in different languages and often turn out to be very very bad some examples:

- my own (real) name Zina means "the act of extramarital sex and premarital sex" ( wiki ) in Arabic... Also, my ex-husband used to call me "nazi" when we got in a fight, based on the thing that, if you put zina several times in a row like this: zinazinazinazina you get nazi :rolleyes: The guy's own name was (is) Ad, which simply means "hell" in Russian

- Faeroese male name Heri sounds quite dirty in Russian. The word "her" is a Russian curse word for "penis"...

- i don't know for sure, but i thought Simen (like in Simen Hestnæs) is pronounced like the English word semen? if it is, poor guy! what kind of parents call their child like that :lol:

Zina, what does your name mean?

:lol: :lol: yes, me and a friend always make jokes of poor Vortex. We go and say stuff like "well, he's not as might as Semen. HAHAHA! :lol:" In Norwegian it's pronounced "semen" right? I guess the name is the equivalent of Simon, though :p . Though I wouldn't be surprised if someone calls his son "semen". There was an article some tiem ago here about weird names of people in the country, and amongst there were:

Semen de los Dioses (Semen of the Gods)
God (Interview: "No, God is in the mountain, he'll be back soon")
Usair
Usnavy
Mcgyver

and many more :lol: .

defiance!!!! :lol:

callipygian comes from greek. there's a famous marble statue called Callipygian Venus (Aphrodite Kallipygos, kalli=beautiful pygos=buttocks), which obiouvsly have nice buttocks

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Cosa Lefay!?!? :lol:

Wow nice etymology of callipygian, thanks!

Hmmm and pygos sounds like "pig", and both can be pink! *plop* (actually it's Old English pic).

What a nice statue ;).

concerning strange double meanings, i've been told that in finnish you say "kazzo" (i don't know who to write it, it's the pronunciation more or less) to say "look" (the verb), in italian means "dick" (cazzo)

in german "die Katze in dem Kühler" means "the cat in the radiator". sounds like a germanization of the italian phrase "cazzo nel culo" (dick in the ass)

edit: i remember i laughted a lot about the swedish word for sweater which is tröja, because in italian "troia" means bitch/slut

:lol: brilliant.
 
Zina, what does your name mean?

Zina is a shortened everyday version of Zinaida:
Zenaida (Spanish, Portuguese), Zénaïde (French), or Zinaida (Russian: Зинаида) is a personal name used for women, from the Greek: Ζηναις, Zenais, "of Zeus"[1] :p
Zina is pronounced more or less like Xena (the Warrior Princess) :p

There was an article some time ago here about weird names of people in the country, and amongst there were:

Semen de los Dioses (Semen of the Gods)
God (Interview: "No, God is in the mountain, he'll be back soon")
:lol::lol: i love that one. His life with this name must be fun! Some people are crazy... Here in Holland i've met several people whose name was Hero. It's not even that weird anymore :rolleyes:
 
- i don't know for sure, but i thought Simen (like in Simen Hestnæs :p ) is pronounced like the English word semen? if it is, poor guy! what kind of parents call their child like that :lol:

"Simen" is pronouced with a bit shorter "e" sound than "semen" does. But it's pretty similar, yes. :D

Bonus info: Hestnæs means Horse headland.
 
Zina is a shortened everyday version of Zinaida:
Zenaida (Spanish, Portuguese), Zénaïde (French), or Zinaida (Russian: Зинаида) is a personal name used for women, from the Greek: Ζηναις, Zenais, "of Zeus"[1] :p
Zina is pronounced more or less like Xena (the Warrior Princess) :p


:lol::lol: i love that one. His life with this name must be fun! Some people are crazy... Here in Holland i've met several people whose name was Hero. It's not even that weird anymore :rolleyes:

Cool, Zina The Warrior Princess (I bet you get that a lot :p).

I've never heard one like "Héroe" here, but the Japs do have Hiro (Hero).

"Simen" is pronouced with a bit shorter "e" sound than "semen" does. But it's pretty similar, yes. :D

Bonus info: Hestnæs means Horse headland.

Which "e" :p? I guess the first.

So mighty Vortex's name is "Semen of the horse headland"? :lol:
 
Cosa Lefay!?!? :lol:

Wow nice etymology of callipygian, thanks!

Hmmm and pygos sounds like "pig", and both can be pink! *plop* (actually it's Old English pic).

What a nice statue ;).
i've never studied greek for being honest, but yeah i studied history of arts at school. and greek art is really beautiful, so i rembember that particular about this statue :)


one of the most amazing statues i've ever seen in my life is the nike of samothrace, which is at louvre museum now, yeah i know it's headless, but still beautiful :worship:
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the second one i love is the Apollo of Veii, which is an etruscan statue made of terracotta. it's magnetic! can't stop to look at it!
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(unfortunatly this is armless :erk:)
 
Yeah, the first. And yes, "Semen of the horse headland" sounds about right.

Excellent :p .

sometimes. Mostly i get that weird look when i introduce myself like they think i'm joking :)


oh dear :lol: if i was him i would really insist on being called Vortex!
thnx for clarifying, Agah :)


Hahaha OK :lol: . Yeah better to call him Vortex hehehehe.

i've never studied greek for being honest, but yeah i studied history of arts at school. and greek art is really beautiful, so i rembember that particular about this statue :)


one of the most amazing statues i've ever seen in my life is the nike of samothrace, which is at louvre museum now, yeah i know it's headless, but still beautiful :worship:
nike_di_samotracia_4501.jpg

the second one i love is the Apollo of Veii, which is an etruscan statue made of terracotta. it's magnetic! can't stop to look at it!
Veio_Apollo.jpg

(unfortunatly this is armless :erk:)

"To be honest", not "for being honest" ;) .

Ah yeah I saw it when I was in the Louvre, quite beautiful and huge if I remember correctly.