I really dont post too much anymore, but hey....
Where did that second newcomer disappear? I can swear i saw his/her post. Either that, or i was drunk.
Don't say it like it's so inevitable!
In how many different colors do you separate your laundry when washing?
This is a metal (ironing) board, you silly! How many colors do you expect users to wear? One.
Pink? Though I'm just speaking for myself. I've never been outside to ascertain the truth.