NF: AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaargh!
The first man to complain about shaving, I will personally
saw his neck/balls threw with this now
dull razor GRRRRRRRRR

"Oh yay, a new razorblade, nice and sharp, easy..!"
Well, sure, but still...too much opportunity for cutting up teh flesh

.....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauw! (= Dutch for "ouch"

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And then.. *sniff*.. I forgot something.. *whimpers*..
"Wow, done done done, lets cool teh skin down with some nice bodylotion!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Note to self: This. Bodylotion. Contains. Alcohol.