@miolo:
"fifty thousand years ago on the planet krull, a race of benevolent intelligent oysters gave birth to a shape-shifting were-oyster with the ability to turn into a tall caucasian man during the day and a rubber ball during the night. afraid of a prophecy claiming the oysters would all die due to one among their kind equipped with the power to whip cream using his nose, my parents gave in to the demans of the high council of qwack and sent me away from oysterdom in a space ship with the sole company of an albino break-dancer. through a time-loop, we reached planet earth a bazillion light-years before next wednesday and decided to infiltrate its inhabitants in order to achieve the knowledge of how to build ringways that are always jammed. now that the secret has finally been unveiled to us through the patient use of a legion of battle-dildoes sent to spy on the enemy, your planet will be vapourised while i scuba-dive my way to salvation in a gigantic plum cake"