Not-so-good-and-old "How do you feel" thread

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Yeah. Exactly. I'm transferring this discussion to the politics thread where it belongs. I'll stick to the conditions of my rear end in this one. :p
 
@miolo:

"fifty thousand years ago on the planet krull, a race of benevolent intelligent oysters gave birth to a shape-shifting were-oyster with the ability to turn into a tall caucasian man during the day and a rubber ball during the night. afraid of a prophecy claiming the oysters would all die due to one among their kind equipped with the power to whip cream using his nose, my parents gave in to the demans of the high council of qwack and sent me away from oysterdom in a space ship with the sole company of an albino break-dancer. through a time-loop, we reached planet earth a bazillion light-years before next wednesday and decided to infiltrate its inhabitants in order to achieve the knowledge of how to build ringways that are always jammed. now that the secret has finally been unveiled to us through the patient use of a legion of battle-dildoes sent to spy on the enemy, your planet will be vapourised while i scuba-dive my way to salvation in a gigantic plum cake"
 
@rahve: spy battle-dildoes? you just gave me a mental image of where the secret camera would be placed and i think i will laugh for the next six hours. :lol:

NF: Desolate and without purpose. And sore.
 
rahvin said:
hey! :( :bah:

nf: underappreciated.
you should't. she was comparing me to you, after all.

edit: maybe not, she was referring to the previous post. i'm egocentric.
 
@wazoo: sorry, val, you're right. i have a tendency to snap tonight, it's not your fault. no cazzate, i promise.

@hyena: was she? :err:

edit: we all are, especially me. let's talk about me for a couple of days now.
 
@rahve. ok, let's talk about you. what do you want us to know on the subject?

@waz: yeah, sorry. i fucked up. just a cazzata.
 
:lol: @ rahvin's 'introduction', I will remember that for inspiration for future english assignments :p

NF: I really should remember to call my bank. some day.
 
NF: diluted. except for curing insomnia and keeping your mind off things you´d like to keep your mind off, working 14 hours in a row sucks.
work, eat, connect to the internet, sleep. repeat.

a heart that´s filled up like a landfill
a job that slowly kills you
bruises that won´t heal
 
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