johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
I liked Rose Madder. But King's masterpieces are the old ones for me. Needful Things, Pet Sematary and The Shining. Oh and The Night Shift. It kills as well.
O/T: What are you reading? part 2
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Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Pet Semetary was the first King book I read...then Christine...Dark Tower series rules though...those are my favorite.
Pet Sematary was my first King book, too. I was 12. My English teacher nearly creamed her pants that I was reading a novel. I read Needful Things my freshman year. I was halfway through it, and my science teacher came over, asked how I liked it, and then proceeded to tell me the ending! He starts going into more detail and I was like Dude! Shut the fuck up! And he sat there deciding if he should write me up or not, and I told him if he did I'd get my English teacher on his ass. And he believed me, cause my English teacher that year was huge on extra credit book reports, and I'd already given her stacks of them. I always think of that when I think of that book.
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Riehlthing said:
Catch 22 is about how unbelievably insane and unnecessary war is, that is all it is, that and a great piece of literature.
Ragamuffin
Why yes, I do hate you
Catch-22
By Joseph Heller
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
Colonel Cathcart
I want a promotion, so I screw over all my men. By Joseph Heller
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
Colonel Cathcart
Yossarian
Colonel Cathcart
Yossarian
Easily Deluded Reader
from the greatest website ever book-a-minute
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Hehehe. I know. But that guy seriously had it coming. I ended up dropping his class halfway through the year because he freaked me out so bad. I couldn't figure out why, til my best friend put her finger on it-"lingering stares". Every girl in the class got one like every day. It was just downright creepy. I couldn't wait to get out of there. It was especially bad because I had to sit in the front row. Damn teachers and their need to alphabetize everything!ThraxDude said:Damn! bRaT bullying the science teacher! I'd hate to be on your shit list, Heidi!
i've never liked reading books, so i guess that makes me a dumb weirdo who has no patience. i simply don't have the patience to read through hundreds of pages. i find it frustrating and tedious. everytime i try to get myself into reading i only make it 1/4 of the way through the book before giving up...!
maybe someone can recommend me something to convert me to reading? am i missing that much????
maybe someone can recommend me something to convert me to reading? am i missing that much????
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
I haven't chimed in, because I was either in class (readinng shitty texts) or in Denver, reading ad's for escort girls.
Last two books I finished:When You Ride Alone, You Ride With Bin Laden by Bill Maher. Great book about the common sense way to deal with terrorism.
AndSex, Money, KISS by: Gene Simmons, hilarious look at how to be successful in all walks of life. I am now reading Theocrittus.
Last two books I finished:When You Ride Alone, You Ride With Bin Laden by Bill Maher. Great book about the common sense way to deal with terrorism.
AndSex, Money, KISS by: Gene Simmons, hilarious look at how to be successful in all walks of life. I am now reading Theocrittus.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Robin Williams had a couple ideas to take care of hunting down the Taliban. One involved Ted Kacyzinski (We've got Ted Kacyzinski sitting around with nothing to do, "here you go Ted, here's a mailing list." "have they been bad?" "oh very bad Ted." "I'll need some supplies", "of course you will."
New York Sewer rats, let them into the caves.
New York Sewer rats, let them into the caves.
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
TD said:
Bill Maher can be very very amusing--aside from some stupid comments he shouldn't have made in the past thst people get all bitchy about now, he's great. One time, on his HBO show, he had some guys sing a song called "He's fucking my lady"--it was hysterical.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Robin Williams is funny as hell...GASOLINEDREAM said:
Yeah, Ted K is in jail somewhere, Federal prison somewhere...
GASOLINEDREAM said:
I think the man is brilliant. I'm pretty liberal though. That being said, all the conservative fucks that don't like him can stick it. Conservatives don't know how to have a good time, unless it's at the NRA convention or something.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
I would consider myself conservative, but I think Maher's funny, and Robin Williams rules too. I'm just open minded about humor.
