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Décadent;5608829 said:
Well if that was the plan, it failed somewhat in the northern half of the country.

True. Thank god for that other definitive part of the Aussie culture; The half arsed, half finished job.
 
Dän;5608917 said:
Not really man. We aren't fat enough, nor dense enough, to dedicate a holiday to eating a bird.

No. Instead we dedicate a day to -

1-A massacre of our troops in a badly planned and executed beach landing.
2-A figurehead Queen who plays no role whatsoever in our government
3-Watching a bunch of horses run around a track where people bet their life savings on and where our women get all dressed up with ridiculous fucking hats and when they see someone wearing the same thing it's the biggest disaster since Hiroshima
 
that's a great holiday. I can see how it all happened too at the big fuck government holiday planning meeting. Five star generals...top government officials...Dr. Strangelove...all gathered around a smokey table deep underground

"Gentlemen, I believe that since we all work so goddamned hard that we deserve a day off to do nothing."
*the room murmurs in agreement*
*smug looks on faces*
 
No. Instead we dedicate a day to -

1-A massacre of our troops in a badly planned and executed beach landing.
2-A figurehead Queen who plays no role whatsoever in our government
3-Watching a bunch of horses run around a track where people bet their life savings on and where our women get all dressed up with ridiculous fucking hats and when they see someone wearing the same thing it's the biggest disaster since Hiroshima

When was the last time you yanks won a war that you started?
 
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