You're out of your fucking mind.
Your sig still makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I look at it.
I'm pretty sure the bible says similar things. It also encourages slavery and abusing slaves, among other things, so whatever.
probably cause it wasn't written in English
This is fucking bullshit. The police department scheduled the physical fitness test I have to take during the week instead of on the weekend. WHY ME! They are probably going to schedule it at 8 in the morning, and I work until 12 at night.
Yeah no shit. For some reason I was thinking it was on the 17th, which is a saturday. I just looked at the sheet they gave me, and it says March 7th-9th. Which is wednesday - friday. WTF. I mean it's not like they've hired me already and are paying me to do this, I have another job that I must show up for in order to make money to afford my nice place and car.
I'm still worried about the polygraph test I have to take later on.
LOL
Knowing my luck it will have a loud buzzer.
"So Mr. Browning, have you ever used illegal drugs before?"
"um....no"
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it's like the episode of the simpsons where either Homer or Moe was put on the polygraph machine and it exploded
No, that's when the trigger the electric charge that is connected to my testicles.