HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahahhahahaahah
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *begins shooting up the place*
flexing your asshole
This is fucking bullshit. The police department scheduled the physical fitness test I have to take during the week instead of on the weekend. WHY ME! They are probably going to schedule it at 8 in the morning, and I work until 12 at night.
My Dad's a cop.You're going to be a police officer? That's cool (assuming that is the purpose of the test, of course...). My brother is an officer (NYC). People don't realize who difficult it is to become a cop.
You finally get your gun, and the first thing you do is stick it to your head and take pictures. Awesome!