ok ok ok I get it

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Dude, the womenz like you moose, you just don't know it. Are you telling me David Tibet couldn't sweet talk a few lady in his day? I bet he had Joolie Wood in nothing but her drawr's in no time flat. Hell, I would.

Invite a girl "friend" over and then give her an awesome back massage. After that, kiss the back of her neck. She's done after that and she knows it. You'll be FUCKING HIGH then man, trust me. Fucking high... :)

~ not-2-furious B
 
oh, I thought it was the one where he stares from accross the library whilst masturbating underneath a table.