Queef Positive People. THE WORST THREAD EVER

[Vossyrus]

Ender, I've always found it a bit humorous that you listen to black metal. I would of thought that a "gay black metal fan" would be unheard of - excuse the pun if you take into account non-homosexual 'gay' black metal fans. But isn't that against 'the rules' or something?

 

[Ender Rises]

Probably. It might take down my kvlt factor a bit, but my tr00 factor and gr1m factor go way up.

 

[Vossyrus]

awesome

 

[Hatebreeder]

Ender, I've always found it a bit humorous that you listen to black metal. I would of thought that a "gay black metal fan" would be unheard of - excuse the pun if you take into account non-homosexual 'gay' black metal fans. But isn't that against 'the rules' or something?

Wasn't Euronymous heavily into sodomy? Sure, it may not exactly be "homosexual" as it's for kvlt purposes, but it's still gay butt-sex, right?

 

[Vossyrus]

Wasn't Euronymous heavily into sodomy? Sure, it may not exactly be "homosexual" as it's for kvlt purposes, but it's still gay butt-sex, right?

Probably, but I'm sure many black metal bands are "gay for Satan." Now that's kvlt status right there.

 

[Ender Rises]

Methinks sodomy is general anal sex.

Wiki agrees.

More recent definitions of the terms include sexual acts other than coital sex between a male and female. Therefore the range includes everything from anal penetration to oral sex to masturbation

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Aliester Crowley had butt sex.

 

[Hatebreeder]

That's what Varg said. I don't think there's any actual evidence whether or not that's true.

Didn't Euronymous himself state it in an interview?

 

[Pessimism]

Take that thread!

 

[Hatebreeder]

I highly, highly doubt it...

Damn it, I'm going to find that interview, he said something about spilling your seed in a human sewer being incredibly blasphemous and that he condoned it. I know it exists.

 

[Susperia]

Yes, I've read that somewhere before. I don't know if it actually came from his mouth, but I've heard someone say that about Euronymous.

 

[~Neurotica]

Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches.

I just can't get where did she get it from? This "fact" is worthless.

Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? Fuck no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast.

Don't remember myself doing something like that...

 

[CAIRATH]

Don't remember myself doing something like that...

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

 

[Susperia]

Riiight.


edit: ^To above.

 

[~Neurotica]

Riiight.

!!!

 

[Susperia]

!!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Why does this thread still exist?

 

[CAIRATH]

Why does this thread still exist?

As proof that there is no God.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Oh, "the worst thread ever" was your doing?

 

[cookiecutter]

EDIT: @CAIRATH. I didn't see this last page

I believe God is just an embodiment of Queefs all over the world, as a force of pure air rushing through the divine vagina of the universe.