I get your point, and I do agree now. Funeral Doom metal is not a subgenre of Doom but a seperate genre in itself. And addressing the second argument, it could be considered metal for primarily two reasons, I believe."Funeral Doom" IS NOT Doom Metal. It's not hard to understand. Just because it is slow and heavy doesnt make it Doom Metal. Doom Metal was around a long time ago and whatever weird reason why these bands decided to adopt the term, despite clearly being TOTALLY different is beyond me. A lot of "Funeral Doom" isnt even metal, or even music for that matter...but that is a totally different discussion is open to even more debate.
And dont get me started on drone...thats just noise. But if people enjoy it, all the power to them. Just don't call it Doom Metal.
Back in the mid-90's, labels and promoters were trying to lump in "stoner Rock" bands with Doom Metal and if you do some research on it, you'll see how well that went over. Especially a day in age where downloading wasnt prevalent. Imagine being recommended something that you thought was X and you spend your hard earned money on it, only to find out it sounds absolutely nothing like X.
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Doom metal needs more piano!
the lyrical content is not the same. fuck that gothic, defeatist fag bullshit. seriously.
You're so tough man. Will you kick my ass while listening to motorhead please.
You're so tough man. Will you kick my ass while listening to motorhead please.
Uhm....where do you find anything "gothic" in this?
Better to be kicked into oblivion to the strains of "Overkill" than some fucking Funeral Doom dirge, anyway!
I dunno, the fact that it's fucking HORRIBLE? And it's not Doom Metal...it's hardly even music, most of the time. There are the exceptions obviously, like Skepticism's Stormcrowfleet but they are very few & far between. It's incredibly boring and Im not into the defeatist attitude of most of it either.
I, at one time, dug pretty deeply into it and found some goodies but in hindsight, even the goodies are horrible when compared to actual kickass METAL music.