The goals thread

God, I know. Can you believe that, from 8th grade to 10th grade, I was what people call a "wigga" and I listened to nothing but rap?

:puke:

Funny story. So I was with a couple of friends and this little cracker walks buy dressed up like he's black. So one of my freinds is eating some chicken, and he shouts out "Wow, what a bad ass. Guys, we better run, or he'll bring out his homies and pop caps on our asses." (or a viriant on that sentence) So then, the kid looks at him then starts walking faster and my freind shout out "I'm eating chicken. I guess that makes me blacker then you".

It was some funny shit.
 
Damn, bwoi, don' fuck wit me, Heidegger don' deserve his mad props, he was jus' in the right place at the righ' time, knowhaimsayin'?

Mothafuckin' Descartes the OG, anyway.

*RAP BATTLE*

I'm leaf-twistin, but still kill your whole belief system
I speak wisdom, translated to street diction
A past victim of the government for grapple
Now I slash you, I'm the slave wit snapped shackles
After cash rules, a-alikes move wit me
We murdered the fakes involved in the three-sixty
Eighty-five face the truth, you're too dumb
You burn and failed attempts reachin the sun
I grab you and squeeze until your pores bleed
Manipulate the earth that you formerly believed
Even after you're buried underneath the soil
Send a message to hell, nobody grieve for you
Your physical mass is converted into ash
Allah's wrath is engraphed on your epitaph
Spend eternity wit the underground forces
Your screams echo in deaf ears of the remorseless