Just went full fuckhead on my Sunday solo mega breakfast and inadvertently invented "The Blood Bomblette™" as the only vegetables we had left were spring onion and chillis. GREAT SUCCESS.
Ingredients:
3 x eggs
2 x Spring onion stalks
2 x decent size chillis (I used 1 x red and 1 x green for aesthetic purposes because I'm trying to impress myself)
5 x slices of chorizo
3 x slices of hot Hungarian salami
Bunch of leg ham
2 x slices of good fucking sourdough
Grated cheese
Couple of slices of tomato
Assorted sauces and crap found around the kitchen
Preparation:
Stand about in the kitchen looking flummoxed and make coffee.
Put frypan on high heat with visions of awesome veggie and chorizo omelette. Inspect contents of fridge. Groan and pull out the 2 stalks of spring onion and chop up. Also chop up the 2 chillis that you found.
Crack the 3 eggs into a suitable receptacle. Add some milk, some Worcestershire sauce and salt & pepper. Then for some reason known only to the Gods add enough paprika that the whole mixture goes red. Beat the fucking shit out of it with a fork.
Throw the spring onion and chilli into the pan.
Grab the chorizo, salami and ham from the fridge and throw them in there also.
Fry for a couple of minutes then add egg mix.
Grate a bunch of cheese all over it.
Turn heat right down and leave.
Toast bread and slather it in ajva and avocado and a couple of slices of tomato.
When ready flip the bomblette in half using your fucking super foodie skills and fry a bit longer.
Bung it on the toast with a liberal sploshing of Fight Sauce (spicy smoked tomato and jalapeno sauce that my mate makes, it's fucking great) or Sriracha or something.
Serve with a Bloody Mary for full metal glory.
The wife and I (I 'helped') made Mexican lasagna. Tortillas instead of pasta sheets. chilli, bean, veg, mince mix instead of pasta sauce. Sour cream and cheese instead of bechamel sauce. Lots of cheese on top and bung it in the oven. When it's cooked, more sour cream on top and hot sauces. All sorts of awesome.
