The Official Movie Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

anyone ready to see the new Fantastic 4 movie that just got filmed??

 

[CiG]

It was a pile of shit.

Have you hated every Eggers movie so far?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

NP:

 

[rms]

Have you hated every Eggers movie so far?

This is the first one I really disliked.

Northman I barely remember. I at least liked the ending to Lighthouse. The Witch will stand up to the test of time.


But this just stinks. I'm not sure what anyone would find enjoyable about this remake. I watched Coppolas the other day, first time in awhile. Need to watch Herzogs again. But it's just everything wrong with "modern horror" , in my opinion.

 

[Slammed]

I just watched Terrifier and Terrifier 2 with one of the kids. Second time around it's still just as funny. However I reckon this time I noticed more little things that help explain Art and possibly go towards what we'll see in 4 when it's released.

 

[CiG]

I just watched Terrifier and Terrifier 2 with one of the kids.

Out of context this sounds insane.

 

[Slammed]

She is 16 and she's been hounding me for ages to watch it. I don't really have anything against the kids watching horror, I'm sure they could find worse if they tried. But like me she sees the fun side of Art and looks for the weird and wonderful rather than just the gore (which doesn't bother her). She didn't laugh as much at the upside down girl in 1 as she did at the guy behind the car in 2. Can't wait to see her reaction to the guy in the showers in 3!

 

[CiG]

Ah yes, exactly what the world needed, a new Anaconda movie.

 

[CiG]

@Vegard Pompey bruh.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Ah yes, exactly what the world needed, a new Anaconda movie.

normally don't have a problem with sequels

but hearing "jack black and Paul Rudd announce" just sounds like someone making a parody-movie

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Boring-ass movie, I regret nothing

 

[CiG]

You rated part 3 higher than 2.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

3 is a perfectly cromulent film

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Only a perfectly cromulent faggot like yourself would think 3 is a better film than 2.

 

[CiG]

All I'm saying is I'm officially pulling your 'mocking rms' movie takes' card.

 

[Bloopy]

I watched Le cercle rouge and enjoyed it (quite a bit more than Le samouraï which I saw last year). Guess what I really wanted was a longer than necessary movie with mud, the inspector feeding his kitties, and that other dude's hallucinations. I'd had a couple of beers and mistook one of the lizards for a platypus because of the 2 second shot of it scurrying.

 

[rms]

All I'm saying is I'm officially pulling your 'mocking rms' movie takes' card.

Vegards bullshit has been going by unnoticed for years!

Has everyone avoided Nosferatu because my masterful review? Lovely

 

[no country for old wainds]

Vegards bullshit has been going by unnoticed for years!

Has everyone avoided Nosferatu because my masterful review? Lovely

i saw it at the weekend. it fails the don't let willem dafoe be the best thing about your movie challenge so thoroughly it almost seems on purpose.

godfather 1 is substantially better than 2 imo but 2 is still pretty great. still haven't seen 3 somehow lol

 

[CiG]

Part 2 is my favourite by a cunt hair.

 

[no country for old wainds]

@CiG chaw had furiosa as his #1 of 2024, to my knowledge the only critic who did.