The Official Movie Thread

[Zephyrus]

Jaw's defeater is dead.

He uttered one of the greatest one-liner's in cinema.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[Pessimism]

Any Riki-Oh fans here?

AWESOME MOVIE.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I really want to know the title of this movie I saw a long time ago, and I'm hoping someone else here has seen it. I'm pretty it was a movie. It might have been a TV movie, or even an episode of a show (doubt it), but I saw it so long ago that I can not remember what.

Anyway, the premise, as I remember it, was that these Aliens came to earth and offered to completley rid the planet of pollution, and in exchange they wanted the world to give them all the black people. Really, that was what the movie was about. I really want to know the title. I think it was called The Sweetest Deal Ever or Wouldn't This Be Great? or something like that.

Seriously, though, if anyone has any idea what the fuck is was called.. fill me in.

It's Black History Month, fool. Are you out yo damn mind?

 

[waif]

I need to see Gayniggers from outer space
sounds amazing

 

[Ender Rises]

It's Black History Month, fool. Are you out yo damn mind?

There's a reason why they get the shortest month.

 

[seedofvengeance]

There's a reason why they get the shortest month.

There's a reason there are eye holes in your pillow case.

 

[Ender Rises]

Because you were drunk as fuck and forgot you were smoking a cigarette?

 

[seedofvengeance]

Because you're a dirty racist.

 

[Ender Rises]

Oh. OK.

 

[waif]

lol

On topic, I was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the Henry V subtitles. Brilliant little feature. Also, the 24 extra seconds make it worth buying the special edition.

 

[Death head]

I'm curious about peoples opinions on Grandma's Boy. I think it's classic and funny as hell.

The funniest comedy I have personally seen in years. I bet I've watched the film close to a dozen times, and it's still funny as fu**! This is the type of film I was expecting Superbad to be, and was kind of disappointed.

 

[Vilden]

I agree, Gradma's Boy was just totally amazing. Especially Nick Swardson. "That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution so... you're dumb."

 

[Zephyrus]

I finished watching Kingdom of Heaven the other day. Damn I wish I had seen it in theatres instead of on some low-fi website.

Best line from the film:

Priest: "Convert to Islam and repent later."
Orlando Bloom: "You have taught me much about religion."

 

[The Ozzman]

Just watched:

Awesome. I will be watching this movie again next:

followed by

which I have never seen

 

[Killbot]

I saw Casino Royale (The newest version) and Idiocracy yesterday. Both were crap.

 

[NinjaGeek]

Just saw Delicatessen, and I have to say, ignoring all the zombie films ever made, this is the best film on cannibalism I've ever seen.

 

[cookiecutter]

I saw Casino Royale (The newest version) and Idiocracy yesterday. Both were crap.

Idiocracy was mostly bad, except for a few moments with the President. I was also a little disappointed with Casino Royale mainly because I thought it was paced poorly and that the girl was not hot enough.

 

[waif]

Indeed, she was not very hot. I was disappointed.
Also, lack of explosions + one-liners

 

[Zephyrus]

My friend's parents visited over the weekend and they brought his copies of the extended editions of The Two Towers and Return of the King. I guess I know what will be occupying my life the next couple days.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Have you seen them yet?