Finally watched Anchorman 2 last night....
Oh boy, let me preface by saying I'm a huge fan of the original and still quote it to this day, and I knew it wouldn't be as good as the first one, but I never expected it to be this bad. This might just be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking? It took them 10 years to write...THAT?!
(SPOILERS)
It's a fucking mess. I never thought I'd criticize basic storytelling in a Will Ferrell movie, but why the hell were there so many sub-plots that led ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE? The boss-romance, the cover-up of the airline, the blindness, the reconnection with his son (which was so poorly done I don't even know where to start...I mean why was the kid always so happy, he clearly didn't even need Ron there, who really gave a shit when the ending came? I was expecting him to cover the airline story, not go to a fucking piano recital)
Fine, they want to do a Family Guy-style storytelling, go ahead. But why wasn't it funny? Why did they amp up Brick to be so annoying? His love-story wasn't funny at all, just weird and cringe-worthy (oh and another sub-plot that went nowhere). Did they have to give Ron so many "By the beard of.." lines? They worked good in the original because they were so sparse and unexpected, now it just felt forced. As a matter of fact, the entire movie can be summed up in that word: forced.
Anyway, just had to vent out 10 years worth of disappointment.
/rant