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[Nico]

You've got the English to thank (for everything).

 

[Reign in Acai]

HOLY SHIT that was a bigger adrenaline rush than taking out a potato bug!!! So I'm hearing two cats getting frisky way off in the back of the yard. It sounded worse than Dorian Gray's infant crying out for attention during the middle a "My Name is Earl" re-run. This shit had been going on for 45 God damn minutes mind you, and I could takes NO MORE! As I approach their love nest, which cozily resided in the dilapidated tool shed to the north of the cotton grove, they heard my sandals shuffling towards them. <HARK> A thunderous roar is heard with in the barn of burning loins, as they take their coitus to a corner not easily visible to my corneas. I grab a stick of hickory that was formerly a shovel handle and swat the side of their shameless abode. <THWACK>

On cue the two culprits come out, one of which is my blue eyed lassie which I so wholesomely defended just minutes ago. The other contender is a fucking GIGANTIC Tom Cat the size of a coon. (Raccoon) They began to roll around in the dirt, gnawing, pawing, and violently thrusting to and fro. I stood above them carefully plotting a precision point. BAM I nail that gigantic my pals cat right on the bollocks. He let's go of my frisky feline and attempts to shake the cob webs loose. Thwack once more! I deliver another crushing blow to its back side as it ran off to its Mexican hacienda next door, bells a ringing.

 

[skeptik]

How did cats get to Australia?

Slavery.

 

[Susperia]

I loathe cats. Their cat-litter stuff is extremely toxic and it just goes in landfills where it contaminates the ground water.
Good job, cat owners.

He's mainly an outdoor cat and doesn't ever use cat litter you dumb shit for brains.

=)

 

[Nico]

Yeah, Dorian is totally neutral. Doesn't matter what he says or what he listens to, all shall hear his call.

 

[Susperia]

I wish that was a tortilla not a blanket. So I could eat that little fucking thing. Fucking cats.

O rly?


Good luck with that.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Still looks like a fuckin pussy (lolpun).

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Susperia]

Odin's better than all those.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Odin's better than all those.

He is not better than the invisible sandwich cat though....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

This is little Emily. I found her in this sexy pose one day so I made a photoshoot out of it

 

[dorian gray]

He's mainly an outdoor cat and doesn't ever use cat litter you dumb shit for brains.

=)

Who is this person?!

 

[KILL TULLY]

O rly?


Good luck with that.

Dude my job is to kill stuff, you seriously think I couldn't kill that faggot and eat it? Sheesh.

 

[Guthrum]

Hey, Tully, I got my MOS in, and if all things go as planned, I'll be field artillery.

 

[dorian gray]

LOL @ Tully

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[spaffe]

You seem to make good use of your time over there -- very nice pics! Those landscapes are amazing...

 

[KILL TULLY]

A tribute to my favorite film makers.

 

[Susperia]

Dude my job is to kill stuff, you seriously think I couldn't kill that faggot and eat it? Sheesh.

You're an idiot.
Have you lost your sense of humour due to becoming the so called killing machine that you are, or did you never have one? I'm thinking the latter.

Also---I could fucking kill Odin. He's a cat. However, I don't strut around with my chest puffed out drinking beers all day thinking I'm big tough shit because of it. HE'S A FUCKING KITTY CAT. YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL IT. YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL ANYTHING. THE ONLY REASON YOU CAN KILL JACK SHIT IS BECAUSE DADDY GAVE YOU A GUN TO PLAY WITH IN THE ARMY.

Fucking waste of life.