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You're an idiot.
Have you lost your sense of humour due to becoming the so called killing machine that you are, or did you never have one? I'm thinking the latter.

Also---I could fucking kill Odin. He's a cat. However, I don't strut around with my chest puffed out drinking beers all day thinking I'm big tough shit because of it. HE'S A FUCKING KITTY CAT. YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL IT. YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL ANYTHING. THE ONLY REASON YOU CAN KILL JACK SHIT IS BECAUSE DADDY GAVE YOU A GUN TO PLAY WITH IN THE ARMY.

Fucking waste of life.

U DONT NO ME!!!!11one

Also,

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You seem to make good use of your time over there -- very nice pics! Those landscapes are amazing...

Haha, I think my boss may argue with you there. She loves to give me shit about not doing enough with my time here. Sure, I've seen more of Japan than many Japanese people but hey, I'm obviously wasting my time here because some weekends I just want to relax.

Anyway, thanks for the compliments. If people keep enjoying them, I'll keep posting them.
 
The only thing I fine retarded is killing cats becuz "you can". I've known a few men who went in to the service, and most of them have this bullhead philosphy of survival of the fittest. Cats are on this planet for us to nurture and love, not be at the end of a toothless warrior's buck knife. Go raise your ego somewhere else, and leave the pet nurturing to us!!!!
 
This is Bitty Buddy, and he has oddly symmetrical markings. He followed my brother home one night when he was a kitten, and we've had him ever since. He's also really annoying.

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But he gives me booby rubs, aww.
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AND he's crosseyed, but I can't get a flash pic with his eyes open.
 
Whenever I used to house sit for people with cats, I'd wake up in the morning with the fucking cats trying to sit on my warm head. Is this normal cat behavior?