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How have I never been to a wedding? Is it odd that at almost 26 years old I've only ever been to one funeral and never to a wedding?
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
I've only attended one, been invited to a couple. An ex-buddy of mine is getting married in two months. I assume I would have been invited to his wedding had I not called the bride to be a Cunt. Oh well...
Demilich
Remember
I had to do a reading at my grandfather's 2nd wedding after my grandmother died
that was fun
that was fun
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
1 wedding, was boring, the priest was an asshole
1 funeral, was my grandmother, it sucked.
Well, if you liked the new one it wouldn't be so bad, my grandfather married somebody we can all barely tolerate. Partially my aunt's fault for tainting it all before we even met her, partially the new wife's fault for stuff she's done, and mostly the grandfather's fault for being socially incompetent.
1 funeral, was my grandmother, it sucked.
Well, if you liked the new one it wouldn't be so bad, my grandfather married somebody we can all barely tolerate. Partially my aunt's fault for tainting it all before we even met her, partially the new wife's fault for stuff she's done, and mostly the grandfather's fault for being socially incompetent.
dorian gray
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EricT
Don't you ever get...
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Lol I can see that! These two are stuck in 1991 so I guess it couldn't have been any other way. They had the reception at the Elk's Lodge because that's where his high school ROTC dances were held 
~Neurotica
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Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
The resemblance between Cara and her older brother is pronounced. No offense, but I'd keep any future offspring you plan to bear firmly from his reach. The dude looks like he's waiting to put half of Irving into duffel bags. Again, no offense...
swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
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He looks like the cooler guy when he had long hair and wore a Tool shirt, imo. I'm scared of him in either form, though.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
which brother are you talking aboot
i look more like my kind brother than my psycho brother. when he had long hair people would think we were twins!
You is not telling me that this
looks more like this dude
than it does this dude
Except maybe when I do this:
Phil and I always look calm and high. Patrick just looks like he's about to kill everyone, all the time.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
I keep my bedroom door locked while I sleep. I bought a different knob set than what the door came with, so the little pins around the house that unlock the bedroom and bathroom locks will not unlock mine muwahaha! I guess he could still get in if he really wanted to, and that's why I keep an aerosol can of OFF! in my nightstand. Fatal shit.
