The only chicks he talks to are the ones he murders in his mind. Should have known something was up when we were kids, as he'd spend hours running around outside with my dad's chainsaw pretending to be Leatherface.
Oh, and one time he told me and my dad that he was going to BITCHSLAP my mother if she didn't buy him a DVD that night, cuz he hadn't gotten one in a couple of weeks. And he was totally serious.
What was so interesting about her head?
Did you ever introduce your (creepy) brother to LRD? I think they'd get along...
When this occurred she looked like a red lollipop from the back, with the way she poofed her red hair out all over the place.