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[lurch70]

that 52 year old probably just read 50 shades of grey ...

sounded like she was going to give it up to you ...

 

[dorian gray]

GGGGGGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

what's 50 shades of gray? A book? Sounds like I need to read it.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

meh. I was recently out to lunch with my clinical preceptor for my masters program and her two employees - a couple o' chicks in their mid to late 20s. I was the only dude in other words. For whatever reason my preceptor started talking about how her hotel roommate at a recent convention started watching porn in the room one night. The porn itself was really bad and although she didn't know what it was, it sounded like HBO's craptastic "Real Sex". At some point, she mentioned something about eating ass and how disgusting and horrible that is. I think she said, "why would anyone do that?!" and looked at me. I suppose I was being asked if I enjoy ass or if I think it's an abomination and I didn't have time to consult Emily Post on the appropriate response. It's not every day I get asked what I think about ass by a 52 year old woman in front of two 26 year old chicks, who were of course, deep into some pressing Facebook issue on their smartphones and of no help.

Funny. But you probably had to be there. Writing about it sounds really boring.

Move on. There's nothing to see here.

Except me eating ass.

Well, that story went nowhere.

 

[dorian gray]

I didn't want to tell it in the first place. It was lame.

 

[lurch70]

GGGGGGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

what's 50 shades of gray? A book? Sounds like I need to read it.

look it up ... sounds like you do

 

[lurch70]

 

[neal]

moose knuckle

 

[dorian gray]

she's still alive?

 

[Krilons Resa]

that 52 year old probably just read 50 shades of grey ...

sounded like she was going to give it up to you ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF? My wife just bought this book a few days ago. No idea wtf it is about but funny that I see lurch reference it on RC.

 

[dorian gray]

now i definitely need to read it

 

[lurch70]

it's about bored housewives trying to spice up their marriage with domination/sex games.

don't brag if your wife is reading it

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just read the back of it. It's not about bored housewives but it is about kinky shite! Hey man, if it somehow gets her feeling a bit randy after reading a few juicy chapters, I'm all for it!

 

[lurch70]

right on ...

the main honcho dude is named Mr. Grey btw ...

dorian?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Have you had yourself some reading time Mr. 70?

 

[lurch70]

i read the synopsis on Amazon ...

When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young nurse Dorian Gray, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Gray admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Gray’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Gray is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Dorian Gray’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.

 

[Krilons Resa]

...sure you did.

 

[dorian gray]

Young nurse Dorian gray hahahahahaha

So did you finish the book yet lurch?

 

[lurch70]

Can't seem to. Too busy acting out.

 

[dorian gray]

Acting out is our god-given right as men

 

[NAD]

meh. I was recently out to lunch with my clinical preceptor for my masters program and her two employees - a couple o' chicks in their mid to late 20s. I was the only dude in other words. For whatever reason my preceptor started talking about how her hotel roommate at a recent convention started watching porn in the room one night. The porn itself was really bad and although she didn't know what it was, it sounded like HBO's craptastic "Real Sex". At some point, she mentioned something about eating ass and how disgusting and horrible that is. I think she said, "why would anyone do that?!" and looked at me. I suppose I was being asked if I enjoy ass or if I think it's an abomination and I didn't have time to consult Emily Post on the appropriate response. It's not every day I get asked what I think about ass by a 52 year old woman in front of two 26 year old chicks, who were of course, deep into some pressing Facebook issue on their smartphones and of no help.

Funny. But you probably had to be there. Writing about it sounds really boring.

Move on. There's nothing to see here.

Except me eating ass.

If I were still on Facebook, and you were too, and you posted this as a status update or some other form of communique, I would "like" it.