The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[einride]

well this sounds exactly like carcass

 

[dorian gray]

You know those religious tracts that certain people leave sitting around in hopes of reaching lost souls? I think they're called "Signposts" or "Guideposts" or something. Anyway, whenever I see some, I toss them in the garbage.

Dorian Gray: always keeping it real

 

[NAD]

Chick's Tracts? They are about 30 minutes from my house. I love the ones about Harry Potter.

I wrote SLAYER all over a miniature New Testament when I was 16. Immature, and hilarious.

 

[dorian gray]

Hahahaha

 

[NAD]

So I finally popped my Lagunitas cherry.

Hop Stoopid is really god damn good.

 

[neal]

fuck yeh, the stoopid is one of my favorites

 

[einride]

i got a fucking parking ticket

DEATH TO ALL

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Marriage: editing the grammar in my husband's Facebook posts in exchange for foot rubs. Yep.

 

[ChaosLee]

Marriage: editing the grammar in my husband's Facebook posts in exchange for foot rubs. Yep.

You guys are very kinky...



Fucking hell I'm hungover with 100 dollar bar tab to show for it. Bring me coffee, Virgins to sacrifice, and possibly bacon.

 

[NAD]

There are no metal bands called Oophagy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oophagy

My new side project is now called Oophagy.

Better write some tunes and get to it.

 

[neal]

alrighty then i call Ovophagy, because fetuses eating each other is pretty fucking metal

 

[NAD]

Let's do a split 7" dude.

 

[dorian gray]

I love bands with medical names. They make me laugh. What's that one Ken used to post about? Dysrhythmia? Hee hee!

 

[dorian gray]

I could come up with all kinds of good ones:
Cytokines
Interleukin - 1

Wait....best one ever: TUMOR NECROSIS FACTOR

 

[NAD]

Another potential medical band name:

Carcass Lyrics

 

[ChaosLee]

Wasn't there a death metal band called Anorexia Nervosa? Very metal. A disease common to insecure teenage girls

 

[neal]

Let's do a split 7" dude.

YES this is a thing that should be

 

[NAD]

YES this is a thing that should be

Oophagy / Ovophagy - WHAT'S FOR DINNER 7"

So the other night I realized that I have about 40 unopened CDs in the collection. I'm not buying any new music for awhile.

 

[neal]

Oophagy / Ovophagy - WHAT'S FOR DINNER 7"

OK that title just sealed the deal, this is happening

 

[neal]

At the very least a self-made CDR release, I dunno how much $$$ pressing some records would be heh