The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[refraction]

lol tape. Also, fuckbook.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just noticed that there is a WoW user by the name of Doomcifer. BS!

I feel infringed upon.

 

[rms]

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html</div>

Bomb-tastic craigslist ad

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Today is my one-year wedding anniversary. I decided to go way overboard making Bitstrips on Facebook to document a year of married life. Just a few:

Time for cheesecake.

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol, wtf. i don't even understand most of that but it rules. one year eh? damn, that shit flew by! happy anniversary and congrats! 6 more left! keep the nails long.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

thanks

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Heh. Those are actually pretty funny....

 

[NAD]

Happy Blob-o-versary!

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html</div>

Bomb-tastic craigslist ad

Excellent. I love it.

Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?

Discussed exactly this on Thursday at the shop. We got a tool catalogue with Immigrant Guy, Buff Guy, Seasoned Guy, and Regular Guy on the cover and lamented the lack of hot half-naked women in tool periodicals like it should be. So I put a sticky note on the homoerotic one we received: "We work hard... we play hard." Someone hung it up in the break room.

 

[rms]

I remember loving the idea of going to my uncles Stihl shop at like age 7 just to see some boobs on a calendar

 

[NAD]

Played my first actual paid gig in ages tonight.

...

$5 and a free beer.

...

 

[Ars Magna]

You're playing the wrong clubs, Nadrian.

 

[NAD]

True. Not much choice out here though, unless you're in a cover band.

Hollywood has pay to play. Fuck that noise right in the god damn ear.

 

[dorian gray]

Pay to play?! Hahahaha!!

 

[ChaosLee]

Yeah, so I was in the midst of some wild sex with my woman and I heard a very odd sound... I have a patio door in the bedroom with a screen. Was open to let cool air in, but the screen was closed. Some fucking pervert freak had pried it open and was peeping in. So I chased after the fucker, naked, with a fire poker..
Time to reinstall those locks so the door can't be pushed open wider.

 

[refraction]

"fire poker"

 

[ChaosLee]

For once, not a dirty analogy.

 

[rms]

haha are you in the burbs or the city?

 

[NAD]

So I chased after the fucker, naked, with a fire poker.

I wonder if that was what he and his fetish were hoping for?!

 

[dorian gray]

Ha! Awesome story! That woulda been great if Lee had a chainsaw

 

[ChaosLee]

Ha! Awesome story! That woulda been great if Lee had a chainsaw

I'm totally going to buy a chainsaw to keep by the door now