The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

Henrik Main said:
ALL HAILS! New Total Henriarchy song out, like, NOW!
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you should probably yell more when you sing so you sound angry instead of like someone whispering in a headset

other than that, even though this is racist as hell and offensive to my sensibilities, i would heartily recommend this track to all fans of crash cymbals that are 6 dB louder than the rest of the mix
 
einride said:
you should probably yell more when you sing so you sound angry instead of like someone whispering in a headset

other than that, even though this is racist as hell and offensive to my sensibilities, i would heartily recommend this track to all fans of crash cymbals that are 6 dB louder than the rest of the mix
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Hahaha, thanks for the endorsement, spot on about the atrocious mix/whispering into a headset. I will enter a real studio with some real persons who actually know how to play real instruments this summer. The EP will be released on limited edition mp3 files so that the band members can listen to them (alone). Will probably rival Jewish Dickwound when it comes to offensive content (I still have those songs somewhere, come to think of it)
 
Got to take our new dog home today:

Currently drinking Gin, listening to Edgar Broughton Band - s/t with the dog on my lap. By far the best evening of 2013.

Fixed.
 
that's a lovely dog. lab, right?

also you should learn to resize your images

i'm sure there's some manner of app for your HTC Sensation 4G that can handle it
 
Yeah hes a lab, and teething like a motherfucker. I have bloody hands from this guy. But hes cute enough to excuse a little blood loss.
Sorry about the stupid image size. Its fine one imageshack but here... Ill figure something out.
 
Goodbye credit card debt. First time I can say that in almost 3 years. :kickass:

I give it about a year before I rack up another pile of stupid decisions. :loco:
 
It was worth it. I only go to bars once or twice a year now, and when I do they are snazzy.

Enjoyed several excellent martinis and a dram of Glenmorangie 18. Possibly still drunk.
 
One drink was called a Bob Hope. It was basically an Arnold Palmer filled with hate.

The best was a Teddy Roosevelt. It was quite possibly the best martini I've ever had.

I am taking a very strange looking and smelling dump right now. Hotel pooping rules.
 
I actually don't mind fake boobs in practice.

It's just the concept itself that I find baffling.

Those real big real jugs are nice though, yes!
 
monoxide_child said:
the concept is just

"bigger boobs >>> than smaller boobs and i'm gonna have a cosmetic surgeon give me what mother nature didn't"
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true story

me and my guy friend were walking around downtown and he says
"hey dude check out the fake boobs"

when i look at where he's pointing it's really obvious that the woman's boobs are fake, mostly just because it's really obvious that she's not wearing a bra
her shirt is showing both "side boob" and "underboob" with "traditional cleavage" covered up by a weird high neckline

my friend walks up and says "you're boobs look awesome"
and she responds "they better look fucking awesome, i paid a goddamm fortune for them"
 
seriously. take down that huge picture of the dog. you cannot even see a dog in the picture until you fucking scroll all around it.

and erik, whats up with all of these muslim youths starting riots in your country? i guess that's what you guys get for the unlimited tolerance
 
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