The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[NAD]

Grammaw lived off of Coke, cigarettes, frozen dinners, and Starbucks for 92 years. Also, vodka.

She smoked for 77 of those years and finally quit on a whim because she grew tired of smoking.

Her friend had a Lincoln Town Car, but couldn't drive. So my Grammaw would drive her around to the casinos so that they could smoke all day and then smoke some more all night. In their fucking 80s.

If I tried living off Doritos I'd be dead in 2 weeks. They don't build 'em like they used to, that's for damn sure. But, am I referring to humans or snack food?

MYSTERY POST!

 

[einride]

.They don't build 'em like they used to, that's for damn sure. But, am I referring to humans or snack food?

lincolns, probably

 

[Reign in Acai]

Sick of seeing this Trevor Lawrence kid. Hes popping up on every financial site.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Oh, that ugly chick that Jacksonville drafted last night?

 

[Doom]

Did anyone else used to find Ellen Page hot?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56952345

Basically just looks like a weird little boy now. Probably still would though

 

[J.]

Basically just looks like a weird little boy now. Probably still would though

Would that make you a homo? Since she thinks shes a boy and all.

What a conundrum

 

[Doom]

These are confusing times.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Basically just looks like a weird little boy now. Probably still would though

I feel kinda gross laughing at this.

 

[NAD]

Friend of mine has a teenage daughter and I found out she has a "special friend" as of late and we had the following discussion:

me: "ohhhhhh a boyfriend?!?!"
parents: *silence*
me: "...girlfriend?"
parents: *more silence*
mom: "gender neutral."
me: *silence*
me: "well i guess when you start seeing the world like Hank Hill, it's a sign yer gettin' old. anywho, what else is new with y'all?!"

 

[J.]

Follow the science amirite

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Reign in Acai]

UM been working like shit since yesterday. Keep receiving server errors.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yep, cant search At ALL.

@MetalAges

They say things die in threes.

This week Eternal Champion, Malkova's Arse, and UM's search ability all took a dirt nap.

 

[Ellestin]

See the tourney through first, we'll discuss gerontology all you like later

 

[Reign in Acai]

See the tourney through first, we'll discuss gerontology all you like later

I deleted my "ahhh im tired" post. Got a second wind of sorts, just need to get the blood flowing.

My concerned rests that I slept fairly well and havent boozed in 10 days. Should have more get up n go. Though ive been pretyu active lately, so may just be body telling me to chill.

Really wish our physician Dorian were still around. I need him to check my test levels.

 

[Ellestin]

I need him to double check my colonoscopy

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

my grandma's brother smoked cigarettes every fucking day for a whole hundred years
from 12-years old till he died at 113
since i don't smoke tobacco (and because of some other stuff i might mention later)
i think i have a pretty good shot at being one of those people that lives to be 120
UUGGHH
i don't wanna live that freaking long
i think at 100 i will prolly kill myself just from being bored with being alive

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so somebody mentioned Celine Dion getting "nude" for "a magazine photoshoot"
and i somehow totally thought she was going to do one of those "i'm naked but you can't see any nipples or pussy" kind of things
(amy shumer has done one, jennifer aniston, ashley graham, venus williams as well)
so i'm totally surprized when i google-image-search "celine dion naked" (about 24 hours ago) and i'm seeing her just boldy displaying her nipples and pussy

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bitch looks like John Kerry with tits.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Bitch looks like John Kerry with tits.