The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Coffee time. If you want to know anything about yourself then ask me now. I'm thinking of becoming a pythoness and now have few minutes free listening to some shitty Bohuslav Martinů on turntable and drinking shitty coffee. Still I'm happy, not like the rest fucking UM, which seems deppressed these days. Ozzman having no fucking friends, Hubster gone fucking paranormal, and others who are just hating everything and therefore having no time to seek a psychiatrist they think they fucking need. Guys, be a little fucking positive please, or fucking die. It looks like nobody cares, but I do, because I'm your fucking father, and I care.
 
I've got like a million CDs coming in the post. Every day I get up late and look, excitedly, from the top of the stair case, at the front door, and then floor, below the letter box. It still hasn't fucking come.