The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Holy fuck, it's wonderful to walk over to the fridge hungry in the middle of the night and discover a giant bowl of bean dip waiting for you.

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Devasya Chāyā;8587531 said:
I'm gonna cast fireball. Gotta roll for damage.

Technically you would probably take a concentration check first to see if the brat's squalling distracts you. Then the kid would get a reflex saving throw to take half damage. Only then would you actually roll for damage.

Up way too fucking early for a dentist's appointment. I was really looking forward to sleeping in on my day off, so of course today's the day I get dragged out of bed at 9 to be told my teeth are fine.
 
My bandmates and I were talking about my new job last night and they asked me if I had any cute female coworkers. And the funny thing is that there's this girl who totally gets me, but she's a lesbian. So we joked about me writing a country song about it last night.

And the other girls anywhere near my age are both married, and one is from my same Irish clan, so it'd be like hooking up with a distant cousin.