The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[False Joe]

I use post it notes.
Or my hand.
And aint that pretty useless "Okay. I'll just pay now, OHSHIT. I didnt buy anything I was meant to"

 

[The Ozzman]

I met a guy on Sunday who has 'To Do List:' tattooed on his arm with a few lines below it.

 

[ossa]

I use post it notes.
Or my hand.
And aint that pretty useless "Okay. I'll just pay now, OHSHIT. I didnt buy anything I was meant to"

Actually it's not really all that useless, I generally don't forget things once I've written them down. On the converse, however, is that I almost never can remember anything unless I've written it somewhere at some point.

I think I'm going to start putting obscene items on my grocery lists now.

 

[False Joe]

Just go to the front desk with the largest phallic shaped object you can, and a tube of lube. And then wink suggestively at the cashier.

 

[ossa]

Just go to the front desk with the largest phallic shaped object you can, and a tube of lube. And then wink suggestively at the cashier.

I'll consider it.

 

[waif]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/chat/246876-how-old-were-you-3.html

I was thinking of pure666hatred666 (Go Now Your Lord Is Dead) though. Not LadyVal. Confusingly similar avatars.

Is she still around?

Yeah.
And what a silly thread.

When I saw that, I was hoping it was this you were talking about:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lioncash

That's awesome.

I think I'm going to start putting obscene items on my grocery lists now.

Like what?

Grocery list:
Some fucking meat
Some fucking milk
Some fucking eggs

etc?

 

[False Joe]

I wouldn't start writing anything on my money anyway.
I'd be too tempted to just draw massive cocks on it. It's not a love for cocks, just a love for drawing them on things to annoy people. Like mucky cars. I drew a massive one on my mates bonnet because there was dirty rain the night before.

 

[ossa]

Like what?

Little notes to myself like: "Don't forget to buy that strap-on" and "Note to self, 'Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon' is still overdue"

 

[waif]

This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?

 

[False Joe]

"Don't forget to buy that strap-on"

You've lost my vote.

 

[waif]

You need to be more open-minded then.

 

[False Joe]

You need to be more open-minded then.

You need to more close-assholed then.

 

[ossa]

This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?

To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.

 

[ossa]

You've lost my vote.

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

 

[False Joe]

her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there.

"Hey, would you recommend Hungry Cum Sluts 4?"

 

[False Joe]

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

The bold is why you've lost my votes.

 

[waif]

You need to more close-assholed then.

I was referring to lesbian porn.

To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.

I saw part of some pirate porn movie and it seemed hilarious but not sexy...

Btw, I was just reminded of the scene in Clerks where he's in the videostore on the phone ordering movies and the woman asks him to order a movie and so he rattles off a list of about 30 pornos and then asks her what she and her son wanted.

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

I'm open minded, but close ass-holed. Stay away from me with that thing.

 

[ossa]

The bold is why you've lost my votes.

Do you have a problem with women who are dominant in the bedroom? Or are you just not very adventurous?

 

[ossa]

I feel it is necessary for me to clarify at this point that yes, I am a bisexual women, no, I don't own a strap-on, and no, I haven't fucked a man up the ass before (yet).

 

[waif]

He's not into girls, he's into sheep.
EDIT: I thought so, fine, and keep it that way.