The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[waif]

This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?

 

[False Joe]

"Don't forget to buy that strap-on"

You've lost my vote.

 

[waif]

You need to be more open-minded then.

 

[False Joe]

You need to be more open-minded then.

You need to more close-assholed then.

 

[ossa]

This prompts me to ask something I've always wondered: do women watch as much porn as men? And do you watch the same hardcore degrading shit?

To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.

 

[ossa]

You've lost my vote.

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

 

[False Joe]

her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there.

"Hey, would you recommend Hungry Cum Sluts 4?"

 

[False Joe]

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

The bold is why you've lost my votes.

 

[waif]

You need to more close-assholed then.

I was referring to lesbian porn.

To be honest, I haven't watched much porn. I saw the Pirates XXX film and it was one of those movies where it was so bad it was good.
Although my best friend and I were thinking it might be fun to watch a bunch of porn together over the summer... her logic is that coming in every other day to rent a porno is the best way to get to know the hot guy who works there. I personally have no problems with this plan.

Also, I find degrading shit really awesome.

I saw part of some pirate porn movie and it seemed hilarious but not sexy...

Btw, I was just reminded of the scene in Clerks where he's in the videostore on the phone ordering movies and the woman asks him to order a movie and so he rattles off a list of about 30 pornos and then asks her what she and her son wanted.

What's so bad about buying a strap-on? Lesbians/bi women use them all the time.

Though it would definitely be interesting to try it out on a man.

I'm open minded, but close ass-holed. Stay away from me with that thing.

 

[ossa]

The bold is why you've lost my votes.

Do you have a problem with women who are dominant in the bedroom? Or are you just not very adventurous?

 

[ossa]

I feel it is necessary for me to clarify at this point that yes, I am a bisexual women, no, I don't own a strap-on, and no, I haven't fucked a man up the ass before (yet).

 

[waif]

He's not into girls, he's into sheep.
EDIT: I thought so, fine, and keep it that way.

 

[False Joe]

Do you have a problem with women who are dominant in the bedroom? Or are you just not very adventurous?

Dominant women are fine.
I just have a problem with being anally penetrated. The digestive system is a one way system.

He's not into girls, he's into sheep.

I'm yet to see a sheep pull a strap-on.

 

[mutantllama]

Do you have a problem with women who are dominant in the bedroom? Or are you just not very adventurous?

That's actually a turn on for me tbh. Not the whole strap on thing though.

 

[ossa]

Dominant women are fine.
I just have a problem with being anally penetrated.

Tell that to your prostate

 

[Valerie]

Do you have a problem with women who are dominant in the bedroom? Or are you just not very adventurous?

He's English.

 

[False Joe]

Tell that to your prostate

ohsnap.

He's English.

"We could be having sex right now"
"Yes."
"Let's not"

 

[ossa]

"What are you doing this Moment"

I am going to go take a shower, be back later

 

[waif]

I'm yet to see a sheep pull a strap-on.

Is that what you like about them?

 

[False Joe]

Is that what you like about them?

They're like little asian women.
All subserviant and that.