The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

So I met the female housemate earlier tonight. She wasn't particularly attractive imo.

remember that saying
"freakishly ugly people are awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"

 

[Slammed]

My bet is that you use that as a pick up line.

 

[jimmy101]

I will now!

 

[Slammed]

Surely a stud like you doesn't need pick up lines?

 

[jimmy101]

I mean, what's the worst that could happen when you use something Blurry said as a pick up line? Surely it's a recipe for success?

 

[Slammed]

I don't know what the worst is, but please be sure to film yourself using them, we don't mind laughing at you

 

[jimmy101]

Naturally! I don't think I've ever met a woman who doesn't enjoy being secretly filmed.

 

[Slammed]

You get more and more like Blurry every day

 

[jimmy101]

Careful, you'll cause me to post 101 pictures of random shit in here soon.

 

[Slammed]

Oh cool, we can vote for who's random shit is the best!

 

[Sophii]

Got really heavy in the Legend of Zelda mood. I remember as a kid, this boss fight scared the ever living shit out of me.

 

[PrincessHades]

I just got back from nc cuz i was down there picking up some shit...holy shit i had a fun time. Ended up doing 80 in a 55 and pissing in a parking lot at 2 am

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Ended up doing 80 in a 55 and pissing in a parking lot at 2 am

i'm just going to assume you were intoxicated

 

[Slammed]

Who cares if he was drunk, look how unbelievably cool he was driving his car at speed and pissing in a public place.

 

[Krow]

Guess who has two thumbs and just found out he has a walnut allergy. This guy!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Got really heavy in the Legend of Zelda mood. I remember as a kid, this boss fight scared the ever living shit out of me.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

I'll say it again, fatal street whore foot-borne illnesses really need to work faster.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I just got back from nc cuz i was down there picking up some shit...holy shit i had a fun time. Ended up doing 80 in a 55 and pissing in a parking lot at 2 am

HOLY SHIT! You were doing 80 in a 55???? EIGHTY?????? We have a bonafide badass righchea

 

[PrincessHades]

i'm just going to assume you were intoxicated

nah i wasnt fucked up or anything unless u count being buzzed from smoking a cigarrete as intoxicated

i pissed in the parking lot cuz i was in the middle of nowhere and the gas station i went to was closed so i just pissed in the middle of the parking lot lmao

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]