Top 5 WORST metal albums of all time...

[Thoth-Amon]

I pretty much agree with Beherit's stuff. All the time I hear about how its so good, but I just find it terrible. I've listened to Black Metal stuff over the years that is very simplistic and minimal, but even that doesn't come off sounding as bad as Beherit imo.

And I can't stand Pornogrind or any of that modern grind shit. Theres just too many bands like that out there now that making a top 5 worst albums list is next to impossible.

wisdom

 

[Omni]

That Beherit album is actually good.

 

[UltraMetalFan]

1. The Beatles
2. The Beatles
3. My Chemical Romance (although they'll not music or a band. Just the personification of all the worlds emo faggotry)
4. The Beatles
5. The Beatles
6. Slipknot
7. The Beatles
8. The Beatles
9. The Beatles
10. The Beatles

 

[Thoth-Amon]

That Beherit album is actually good.

its awful... i could have written that album in less time than it takes to listen to it... fuck anyone who's been playing guitar for about 3 weeks could have made that album

 

[Life Sucks]

You could say the same thing about pretty much any Ildjarn album.

 

[Omni]

its awful... i could have written that album in less time than it takes to listen to it... fuck anyone who's been playing guitar for about 3 weeks could have made that album

Okay, then you should record one that's as good to prove your point.

You could say the same thing about pretty much any Ildjarn album.

Ildjarn is great as well.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Ah, I love the smell of faulty artistic criticisms in the morning.

 

[Hatebreeder]

its awful... i could have written that album in less time than it takes to listen to it... fuck anyone who's been playing guitar for about 3 weeks could have made that album

You don't really get the whole minimalism thing, do you?

 

[Lord Kur]

just think of your favorite dream theatre albums and there is the list

gay crap

 

[Lord Kur]

one time i was at a museum with my sister and there was an original andy warhol and i said "well i could have done that" and she said "but you didn't"


that pretty much explains why beherit is good

 

[Killbot]

one time i was at a museum with my sister and there was an original andy warhol and i said "well i could have done that" and she said "but you didn't"

Precisely.
Complexity has nothing to do with artistic merit.

 

[Lord Kur]

some fat woman was looking at the painting and commenting how she loved warhol's use of the primary colors. there wasn't one single primary color that was the whole point of the painting

 

[Omni]

Besides, a lot of Andy Warhol's art is really unique and different from art by pretty much anyone else.

 

[Omni]

I was agreeing with you, retard. You really are stupid.

 

[Omni]

If I'm stupid, you're in a vegetative state. Holy shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't try to flame people though

 

[General Zaroff]

yeah sorry i have nothing against you i was just being a dick

it gets frustrating at times because it seems like everyone hates everything

It's a Metal forum. Of course everyone hates everything.

 

[Lord Kur]

you know what i like? i like queen

fucking funny how love is and everything freddy has done. but then 13 assholes will say its bad and it sucks

gets on my nerves

 

[Lord Kur]

 

[Cythraul]

Either Lord Kur is stupid or I'm a monkey's uncle. I'm not a monkey's uncle.