She could wear her same outfits and play some princess who is saved by WHOEVER THE HELL WOULD FUCK HER. Her body is.... alright at best and I've seen prettier faces on prepubescent boys.
uke:
However Ron Jeremy was a porn superstar, so there's hope for ANYBODY. Her dancing makes me want to go chew on Prince's fingers, because it might be the only thing that would turn me on less. I go from this...
to "hello we are leaves eyes"
to "hearing first track"
to watching her and her husband make absolute fools of themselves
and then seeing her dance i finally
uke: .... Shortly afterwards, however, I hear "thank you very much we were leaves eyes, Blind Guardian is up next!" and i go