People who actually give a shit about music, unlike people like you. You're irritating me enough to actually post a response to you, so please stop that. I, and others, spend time with the music and care enough about the music to be inspired to write their feelings about it and share it with others in the hopes that others will be able to share in the experience. Music is not a hobby or a past-time or a means of killing time for me, it's an extremely important part of my life, and not just at the surface level like it seems to be for you. I didn't write a 'long' review, I wrote the words that I felt needed to be said. However long that turns out to be is irrelevant in the end.
Short and sweet is for internet warriors with no attention span, that goes as well for the written word as it does for the music they listen to.