Warning: Emo thread (or not)

[Krilons Resa]

Hey Dill, is this the real story? You know this is RC and nothing is sacred!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

bwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA omfg...

where the fuck do you find that shit?

 

[Zack]

Dill- The same thing happened to me. After it was over, I felt nothing. I couldn't figure it out, but after awhile I started to miss her and then I was over it. It was really weird, but definitely not worthy of psychiatric help.

Fuck, isn't that kid, like, 12?

Yeah, but it was an 18 month relationship and wasn't bullshit, I gurantee you.

 

[E-bortion]

who the fuck are you?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

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[Conspicuously Absent]

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[dill_the_devil]

She called me and woke me up this morning - says she made a mistake in letting us break up, has been up all night crying, wants to meet up today and talk about getting back together. *mindfuck*

 

[Russell]

This happened to me once - after a three year relationship, the last year of which it was obvious things weren't really working so well, by the time it actually got to splitting up it was a lot less traumatic than you would have thought. Still affected me a little, as it was all on her side that things were going wrong, but if it's truly a mutual thing I see no reason why you should be anything more than a little nostalgic a few years down the road.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I called her back and said I was too hungover to come and meet up with her today, and that I don't really think we should be thinking about getting back together anyway. I don't want to be cruel, but I really think the relationship's done.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Sounds like you needed to split, if the love wasnt there for each other no point dragging it on, although sounds like she may still have some, do what you think is right and thats all that matters.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Wow, I've lost two women I've loved in my life, and I cried like a little girl both times.

I think you're just in shock. To believe anything else is naive. Chances are some more time'll pass before the grief hits you. But unless you get back together with her, the chances of anything else are very slim. But it's nothing to be ashamed of, two years are worth crying over.

My advice: Booze, mates and porn, booze, mates and porn, booze, mates and porn, maybe a stripper, and then some more booze, mates and porn.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

throw some metal tunes and some cheep hookers in there too and its some top shelf advice

 

[NAD]

My favorite breakup was in high school when the girl said "it's not you, it's me" and I sorta walked away. Later she told my friend "he thinks he's funny" to which I responded "I am funny you dumb bitch!" Then I made fun of her big ass.

My least favorite breakup involved a lot of liquor.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I called her back and said I was too hungover to come and meet up with her today, and that I don't really think we should be thinking about getting back together anyway. I don't want to be cruel, but I really think the relationship's done.

good man, sounds like that's the right way to go

i have a pair of friends that are continuously breaking up, getting back together, breaking up, getting back together....i think they've "broken up" 3 times this summer alone. i don't understand how a person can live like that. stay strong, brudda!

 

[JayKeeley]

I've had some kind of sneaking suspicion that I'm actually a pretty emotionless person for over five years now, and my complete emotional blank slate after the breakup of my longest and most significant relationship is serving as further proof to me that I may be a fairly unbalanced individual.

the sex was lame am i rite

 

[Krilons Resa]

My favorite breakup was in high school when the girl said "it's not you, it's me" and I sorta walked away. Later she told my friend "he thinks he's funny" to which I responded "I am funny you dumb bitch!" Then I made fun of her big ass.

My least favorite breakup involved a lot of liquor.

Why is she ripping off George Castanza?

Anyways, nothing to brag about but, Ive had two bints actually almost succeffully pull off suicide after I broke up with 'em. One relationship after the other to boot.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Why is she ripping off George Castanza?

Anyways, nothing to brag about but, Ive had two bints actually almost succeffully pull off suicide after I broke up with 'em. One relationship after the other to boot.

i guess you could say you're a real lady-killer then eh? zing! *crickets* ...eh? eh?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Naa man, I was unsuccessful both times.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

My favorite breakup was in high school when the girl said "it's not you, it's me" and I sorta walked away. Later she told my friend "he thinks he's funny" to which I responded "I am funny you dumb bitch!" Then I made fun of her big ass.

My least favorite breakup involved a lot of liquor.

I had one relationship i kinda feel bad over, i broke up with her on new years day and to top it off i was real drunk and fell asleep during sex the night before she had a great start to the year.

 

[dill_the_devil]

the sex was lame am i rite

Dunno, I have no point of comparison...