Warning: Emo thread (or not)

[MFJ]

get to work you bastard! Spread the Maximum Wang love

seriously... no one fucking wants that stuff. i don't get it! chicks around here just don't like males who are decent, honest, caring, and kind to them. they like to be fucked around with and have their hearts broken over months of emotional turmoil. because of this, max johnson is a lonely lonely person- but i'm almost 100% sure that it's just my geographical location and not the actual max johnson himself! i mean, i had a huge pen0r to begin with, but it looks like two inches longer since i lost 75lbs!

i should stop posting weird shit while high! and by the way, i think it's become apparent that i can't afford to chill with you guys in august. i'm pretty upset about that because i was looking forward to some sort of sanctuary from this painful and shitty summer, but we will save it for another time!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Re: Paragraph 1.

Don't I know it.

#2 Yeah, basically it's just me and maren and my buddy ryan now. Sucks ass, but oh well. Another time, maybe next time you come to europe I'll already be there, we can get get hammered or something. Maybe we can time it for a moonsorrow show or someshit

 

[MFJ]

that would be incredible. when i go back to holland, i will be there for a while. you should come!!!

 

[dill_the_devil]

She's put up a big rant about how hurt she is and how evil and disrespectful I am as a public blog on her MySpace profile. It's gonna be interesting next time I go out somewhere...

 

[MFJ]

carry a switchblade like i do.

i'm serious.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Haha!

That sucks dude.

and HAHA!

 

[Krilons Resa]

She's put up a big rant about how hurt she is and how evil and disrespectful I am as a public blog on her MySpace profile. It's gonna be interesting next time I go out somewhere...

That's one of the gayest things I have ever heard.

 

[Susperia]

I don't think I have EVER kept in touch with an ex because they have all become zero's.

You go out with chicks because you're hoping for both [a] good personality and hot sexorz.

When [a] is clearly no longer evident, you stick around for . And when becomes boring, both [a] and are now redundant.

Therefore, [a] + = 0.

It's at times like these when Krig's fantasy for nuclear destruction of 90% of the world's population starts to become a fantasy of my very own.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Ragnarok now!

edit: maybe Krigloch is secretly a valkyrie (and therefore a very BUTCH chick) in disguise? keeping an eye out for the titans?

haha

 

[Hell Mike]

Ragnarok now!

edit: maybe Krigloch is secretly a valkyrie (and therefore a very BUTCH chick) in disguise? keeping an eye out for the titans?

haha

that's not mr. krigloch

he doesn't have a winged helmet +2 speed yet

 

[Hell Mike]

titans?

are we mixing up our ancient mythologies here

odin will strike down the devil with his quezalcoatian spear and venus will aid him and perun in killin the titan uggalabuggalas thus ensuring salvation and 17 virgins in heaven for all circumsized males

 

[Susperia]

noone cares, stop being dramatic on the internet

*No one.

So Krig can be dramatic, but I can't? Pfft.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

titans?

are we mixing up our ancient mythologies here

haha, my bad, I wasn't really paying attention to what i typed.

Jotuns giants and monsters and loki the god who make a comedy filled mask.

whatever

 

[Susperia]

Yeah, now that I don't stroke your ego anymore.

edit: ^^

 

[Susperia]

He's half god. He's also incredibly awesome.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i dunno, the way they teach it over here he's the trickster god, I just figured god was a god, care to toss me a link to the "real" mythology?

 

[Susperia]

Here's my cat Odinn.



edit: I thought he was half Giant, half god? Or is he half Giant, half human?

 

[Hell Mike]

snel kisse

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

wikipedia says god:

Loki Laufeyjarson is the god of mischief in Norse mythology, a son of the giants Fárbauti and Laufey, and foster-brother of Odin. He is described as the "contriver of all fraud". He mixed freely with the gods for a long time, even becoming Odin's blood brother. Despite much research, "the figure of Loki remains obscure; there is no trace of a cult, and the name does not appear in place-names"[1].

good enough for me!

 

[Hell Mike]

I'd really like a definition of 'god' before I have my say here