Mixtape Game ExTreME EdiTiON!

[Carpe Mortem]

Quit trying to find logic in my playful insults or I'll fuck your mother again twice. Till she bleeds.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Carpe will inject blood into my mother's corpse just so it bleeds when he fucks it. Now that's commitment, you gotta admit it.

 

[no country for old wainds]

pls direct me to these so-called 'normal' carpe reviews because i'm not sure i've ever seen one

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Well, given I'm a diehard Residents and Captain Beefheart fan, I may have a far less conventional standard for "normal" than most...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

it's pretty sexy and makes me want to do things

Her reviews make me doki doki

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Get the Babymetal references out of here before you give me a tumor HB.

 

[arg]

wanna uki uki her midnight

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol total fagatrons.

 

[JontRevolting]

Way to go scum

 

[CiG]

You clearly haven't read my other reviews. They're not much different. Also, you're boring, your taste in music is shit, and I fucked your mother.

I saw that. She was pretty gross. I puked a few times but not from my dick.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Cassette just hangs around mausoleums at night looking for things to masturbate to.

 

[CiG]

 

[Krow]

They are bewitched?

 

[CiG]

They are bewitched?

They are drawing down the poon.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

We've gotten 10 scorings, but there's 11 submissions, my review doesn't count because I didn't submit one. Who the fuck is the holdout?

 

[Phylactery]

10 is probably all we're going to get, although more people should rate this list because it's awesome. This version of the game is less popular.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i like that this one is operating on a slower timescale, but it does seem like this round's been open forever now.

 

[CiG]

Going to end this today. Going to get beers first.

 

[CiG]

The Chasm - Revenge Rises/Drowned In The Mournful Blood - 89 (@Phylactery)
Helstar - Baptized In Blood - 88 (@Mort Divine)
Bathory - Blood Fire Death - 86.5 (@Serjeant Grumbles)
Morbid Angel - Blood On My Hands - 85.5 (@arg)
Exodus - Bonded By Blood - 84.5 (@Omni)
At The Gates - Night Comes, Blood Black - 84 (@Caecius)
Judas Priest - Blood Red Skies - 83 (@EspaDa)
Slauter Xstroyes - Blood In The Streets - 82 (@HamburgerBoy)
Witchaven - The Golden Rings Of Blood - 79.5 (@Baroque)
Suffocation - Thrones of Blood - 72.5 (@Sirjack)
Hail Spirit Noir - Blood Guru - 67 (@Carpe Mortem)

Phylactery wins.

 

[RedStorm]

Awesome