@all who asked: Actually, there wasn't much more to it than that. She was going through her spam email and seeing if there was anything legitimate mixed in, and I kept asking what she was doing (she was on my computer and I get possesive/start going through withdrawl when anyone else uses it), and so she just turns and says, "See this? That's you." I thought she was referring to the email above about enlarging certain organs, and was rightfully offended, but she clarified. Basically, I am an 'Incredible Orgasm'. Basically, this is supposed to reference the female view of sex, which is that (supposedly) it's pretty boring unless you have the aforementioned event occuring somewhere in there. Supposedly (I am highly skeptical of this), this represents the fact that I'm a boring sob, who has occasional moments of such kindness and love that it throws her into utter bliss.
I was a little freaked out by the comparison. Most was in jest though. Hehe. I still thought it was worthy of becoming my title though. It's just too funny to pass up.
~Kov.