People with shorter hair.

[Shpongled]

Long hair is a sign of commitment, loyalty, dedication and perserverance. Next time you see a long hair, shake his hand!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Commonly its also a sign of poor hygiene.
lolololol i have no hairs now. the only thing i miss about my hair is being able to windmill like a maniac and not looking like im 12.

 

[Chromatose]

Long hair is just a pain in the ass. Much more convenient to have whatever hair style you find easiest to maintain.

for sure. When I was young and had short hair I'd have too many hairs that popped up ("cowlicks" , from cows? YES 'CAUSE I LIVED IN THE COUNTRY) that I'd have to put hairspray on daily to keep those bitches in line.

Now with long hair I don't really have to brush it, but I do to keep the drain from getting clogged from all the loose hairs that wash off. Much easier to deal with now!

 

[Chromatose]

Commonly its also a sign of poor hygiene.

surely this is a more commonly thought in recent times than in the past, when it was in vogue to grow out the hair. But it changes throughout the generations.

 

[lad]

Right as no one else here has said it yet. Long hair is metal. You can wear as many spikes, studs, band tshirts- whatever and you will never look metal. You will feel like an outsider at gigs, your real metal friends will be ashamed to be seen with you. It may well be shallow, fuck it, if you shave your hair off you will only be 50% metal. Don't do it. Short haired people will flame me- only because every single one of them wishes they have a proper metal 'do' but don't have the balls to commit to a look that confirms a definite lifestyle choice.

The only exceptions allowed are if you have pube hair (Messiah Marcolin), and if you're going bald (Kerry King).

I'd been hoping to find some irony in this post, but, alas, I found none.

Lord Foul is right, though. It is just hair. Mine'll almost certainly end up like Sir Beard's on this board, so I'd probably better deal with that before it does so against my will, haha.

 

[Necromunchkin]

^ The only irony is the unintended. It's fucking hilarious, however, in the way watching someone with autism and no hands type on the keyboard with his ass can be.

 

[lad]

But at least his hair is LONG! IS YOUR HAIR LONG?! EH?!!JKEJFKSLJDKLF

 

[Necromunchkin]

No, it is not. Not since I was sixteen. Obviously, I'm jealous at his ability to commit.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

If your really getting annoyed with it, I say go back and reconsider the dreads option. If you don't like, shave it all off and grow it to a comfortable short length.
In reality though, my conscience wont permit me to endorse cutting of hair.

 

[Captain Beard]

The baldness is coming! THE BALDNESS IS COMING! NO ONE IS SAFE!

 

[Shpongled]

Looks to me like it's already been there for a while.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I was trying to thin them out and I fucked up my side burns and had to shave them. My beard feels incomplete

 

[Captain Beard]

Who ever said music defines what I do with my hair?

 

[Shpongled]

Definitely not that dude! haha

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

My hair is the longest its ever been right now. and its so fucking curly! Its gotta be a little over 8 inches I guess.
Im gonna let it grow out and see what happens.

 

[Chromatose]

it'll turn into a dolphin penis.

 

[Captain Beard]

Photos when it does please.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

it'll turn into a dolphin penis.

 

[Söy]

more facial hair like this plz

 

[Captain Beard]

Where is windmill beard?!

Right here: