so I was browsing the Opeth forum....

[AsModEe]

... so who is what, now?

 

[Guthrum]

Let's hope the Opeth board members stay there.

*knock on wood*

 

[SteveO)))]

Have been to the Opeth board in an extremely long time (if ever) but I stopped at the COB board the other day (becuase I had absolutley nothing better to do at the moment)

How a forum can discuss for 23 pages (and stay on topic) about "Is COB your favorite band", I don't know...

 

[dorian gray]

haha @ this thread. I too thought NFU was a dickhead and many an e-fight with him. I always thought everyone else worshipped him.

and a big LOL @ Evil?.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Mike was right..."OPETH is not a phase..."....!!!!!
Yup....3 years....and goin strong....was introduced to them by a board memeber...Mancuz.....first song was TBYFW....adn ever sicne my fav band....i had my talllica phase.....my CoB phase.....my doom metal phase.....id like hte abnds..for afew months....adn then get bored of them.....hahahha.....hasnt happened yet to Opeth....and I doubt it will......theres so much to discover in each of thier song.....!!!.....a garden on sonic imagery if u will.....hahhaa.....Keep puttin ou tkiller records guys....!!!!....u rock my sox off....hahaha.....!!!!!.....PEAC EOUT

augh god WAZ i fuckin hate that guy, joking or not uke:

 

[AsModEe]

it's sad how 90% of the topic titles contain the word "Opeth"

 

[Guthrum]

I should pay for a board here, and just make it about my feces. Anyone that makes off topic threads gets banned, just to mock the Opeth board.

"In this forum, you will talk about my feces and my feces only. You will like it. You will describe it's color. You will describe it's shape. You will describe it's smell. You will describe how it sounds exiting my orifice. If you do not know what my feces looks like, I will provide you with pictures. If you do not know what it smells like, I will mail you a sample. If you do not know what it sounds like, I will email you an mp3. Understand?"

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I should pay for a board here, and just make it about my feces. Anyone that makes off topic threads gets banned, just to mock the Opeth board.

"In this forum, you will talk about my feces and my feces only. You will like it. You will describe it's color. You will describe it's shape. You will describe it's smell. You will describe how it sounds exiting my orifice. If you do not know what my feces looks like, I will provide you with pictures. If you do not know what it smells like, I will mail you a sample. If you do not know what it sounds like, I will email you an mp3. Understand?"

Could I be a mod?

 

[Evil?]

I would gladly post is the feces forum.

 

[Guthrum]

What the hell is wrong with me.

 

[AsModEe]

you touch yourself at night

 

[Evil?]

As a child his father made him play with his feces instead of playdoh. It has scarred him forever.

 

[dorian gray]

augh god WAZ i fuckin hate that guy, joking or not uke:

haha yeah, you can only imagine my chagrin when I stopped by the Opeth board the other day and noticed that retard was still posting...in the same format...about the exact same shit...as two years ago.

 

[Guthrum]

I can almost gaurantee you waz talks like that in real life. Long pauses and everything.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Didn't Mikael close the board once because the drama got out of hand?

At any event, I hate the Opeth board as much as I hate the Children of Boredom one...
I think the only forums I look at are nevermore, Dragonlord, Testament, and of course: Royal Carnage <3 !!!

 

[dill_the_devil]

My contribution to the Opeth forum:

Question For Mikael...

When you played at the Carling Academy in Birmingham a few weeks ago (November the 8th, if I remember rightly)... Did you keep that bra that got thrown at you?

Great show, by the way!

 

[dorian gray]

Actually Mikael's wife, aka Opeth.com, closed the forum because Ghost Craperies had been leaked by their own fans on their own forum. Most of the geeks went their own way and started Opethforum.com - the worst forum in the history of the internet - while other nerds like Moonlapse came here. As soon as the forum opened back up, those that came here quickly pulled up stakes and went slouching back.
For the record, Nick, Matt and myself had left long before that.

Am I like the Opeth forum's historian or something?

 

[Demonspell]

This is from the subforum and has little to do with Opeth, but rivals anything on the GMD for pointless prolonged argument (although it should be noted I don't disagree with some of the points being made):

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/non-opeth-music-chat/258084-amon-amarth.html

 

[Demilich]

This is from the subforum and has little to do with Opeth, but rivals anything on the GMD for pointless prolonged argument:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/non-opeth-music-chat/258084-amon-amarth.html

i've contributed to those many a time!

 

[illidurit]

Actually Mikael's wife, aka Opeth.com, closed the forum because Ghost Craperies had been leaked by their own fans on their own forum. Most of the geeks went their own way and started Opethforum.com - the worst forum in the history of the internet - while other nerds like Moonlapse came here. As soon as the forum opened back up, those that came here quickly pulled up stakes and went slouching back.
For the record, Nick, Matt and myself had left long before that.

Am I like the Opeth forum's historian or something?

opethforum.net misses you dorian