Tell Me Everything You Know About Hair Straighteners

[Vimana]

I've actually never watched it. I just heard it was something gay.

 

[False Joe]

I bet you loved it.

The only situtation where gay jokes hit a chord

 

[Valerie]

The only situtation where gay jokes hit a chord

Yeah, Feathers and Flames sure fingered Ender's G-string real hard there.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I just bought this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280229279719

 

[Valerie]

That's a good hair straightener.

 

[False Joe]

Yeah, Feathers and Flames sure fingered Ender's G-string real hard there.

i broke my g-string fingering a minor lololololololol.

 

[Vimana]

I just bought this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280229279719

I like Erhus, I would get one now if I could find one with more than 2 strings.

 

[Melodeath]

dreadspin

 

[rms]

same thing, gayer name.

windmill sounds way cooler than 'circle headbangs' lol

dont be hating because you cant windmill with ur jewfro

 

[mutantllama]

ICEBURN!

 

[The Ozzman]

Hey ozzman, I looked at your Last.FM and our musical compatibility rating is super! Here's mine http://last.fm/user/ladyvalerie

Classic. I almost fell for it too, but TabCrawler forums taught me to be smart about doing that.

 

[Ender Rises]

I had no fucking reason to fall for that, either. Firefox tells me what the target to a link is in the status bar, that's how I avoid most of that shit. God I feel stupid right now.

 

[Zephyrus]

Valerie wins at internet.

 

[Ender Rises]

She pretty much does, doesn't she?

 

[False Joe]

Specially because just before that

In before someone posts meatspin

 

[Valerie]

Yeah, posting about last.fm in a thread about hair straighteners is the fast-track to cool.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, posting about last.fm in a thread about hair straighteners is the fast-track to cool.

SO IS POSTING WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON BECAUSE IT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

That's a good hair straightener.

Yeah, the Chinese have always been at the forefront of these issues.

I like Erhus, I would get one now if I could find one with more than 2 strings.

I found a three stringed instrument in my erhu search yesterday, but the seller admitted that it wasn't really an erhu and he had no idea what to call it.

 

[Vimana]

So how is the Erhu?

 

[waif]

Yeah, Feathers and Flames sure fingered Ender's G-string real hard there.

i broke my g-string fingering a minor lololololololol.

Good work, guys.

dreadspin

Sounds badass.

windmill sounds way cooler than 'circle headbangs' lol

dont be hating because you cant windmill with ur jewfro

I don't know why you cling to the conviction that I have a jew fro. I used too, but my hair has grown out a lot and by washing it too much, putting way too much product in it, and wearing it in a ponytail it now stays relatively straight. I can windmill, but I'm maybe 3 inches from the point at which maximum awesomeness is achieved.
Also, I don't like to say windmilling because with the scene around here, windmilling more often refers to hardcore dancing than headbanging (I go to shows and like 5 people besides me have long hair).