The Art Thread

[Pessimism]

Uh....I'm getting an "Imageshack banned this pic because it's porno"...

Anyone else seeing the same thing?


Edit: I never got to see the original picture

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm getting that, too, which is a shame, 'cause I would love to see it. I remember when Susperia told us she was giving a viking a jewish penis... Offended me greatly!

 

[Zephyrus]

Edit: I never got to see the original picture

Cliffs: nude guy tied to a tree with schlong hanging out.

 

[Matt]

So why did you quote it?

Do not ask needless questions, cookiecutter.

 

[Zephyrus]

Having a bad day?

 

[Susperia]

Wtf porn???

 

[Pessimism]

Cliffs: nude guy tied to a tree with schlong hanging out.

Damn you, now I'm more intrigued than before!

 

[Susperia]

Interesting how imageshack works. Because I uploaded my picture of a half-dead completely nude woman with tits and ass and it was never marked as porn but the second they see a PENIS it's automatically porn.

Fucking ridiculous.

 

[Susperia]

I'm getting that, too, which is a shame, 'cause I would love to see it. I remember when Susperia told us she was giving a viking a jewish penis... Offended me greatly!

I made it uncircumsized for you baby.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

 

[Pessimism]

Interesting how imageshack works. Because I uploaded my picture of a half-dead completely nude woman with tits and ass and it was never marked as porn but the second they see a PENIS it's automatically porn.

Fucking ridiculous.

Damn male chauvinist imageshack! Maybe you should use Photobucket instead. I have all types of gay looking porno photoshops (dealing with republican senators and Immortal) and they haven't been blocked at all!

-----no jinx-----

 

[Susperia]

Indeed.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hmm... any reason the ropes look like intestines?

 

[Pessimism]

Not bad, ribcage looks a tad bigger than normal in comparison with the hips and breast placement - then again I'm at a work computer, and the resolution is jacked to all shit.

I like it though, looks really good, especially the detail to the face. I also like the light reflecting off the intestinal binding (right above the naval and near the underside of the wrist as it wraps around). I can't comment on the schlong, counting I've never seen one "naturally sheathed" in person before.

I do wonder what it looks like in person though; camera's can hide the details in paintings very easily. Can you by chance tell us the dimensions of the painting?

 

[Susperia]

It's 4ft by 6ft. I don't know what you use for measurement where you are but basically it's larger than life size. Like... the size of a tall man. Painted onto masonite with wooden supports. Yes my digital camera certainly did't pick up on all the details but it's a pretty good picture, as far as taking pictures of paintings go. In reality it's a little darker I think.

And vihris-gari: They are intestines.

 

[Pessimism]

Yeah, I live in America too - you don't have to worry about converting to the metric system for me


edit: You use oils? I'm looking for a good brand name, and was wondering for a rec (if possible).

 

[Susperia]

Rembrandt oils. They're like fucking BUTTER.

 

[Pessimism]

Hmmm, I'll probably have to order online - thanks for the rec though

 

[Valerie]

Photoshopping is an art of it's own...

 

[cookiecutter]

I really like the expression

"Goddammit she made my dick uncircumcised"

EDIT: That was for Susperia's painting but lol at the photoshop