The Official Movie Thread

[PanzerKunt]

It is obvious you don't know anything about CG so please do not speak.

 

[entanglement]

I thought 300 was terrible. I don't see what about the movie impressed people, it wa the same thing over and over.

*FAST FORWARD OF SPARTANS RUNNING AT PEOPLE*
*SLOW MOTION AS THE SWORDS CAME CLOSE TO CONTACT*
*FAST FORWARD AS HEAD FALLS OFF AND MOVE INTO NEXT TARGET*
*RINSE AND REPEAT*

That was the whole movie to me. Between the boring ass repeated action scenes, the drab, shitty CG backgrounds and the overuse of slow motion - something I hate more than just about anything in film - I could have slept through the movie if it weren't so loud. Sadly, the only movie I've fallen asleep to in theatres was Hero.

Thank you for saving me the type time.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I watched Alexander again yesturday and I actually love that film. It was one of the few films that actually upset me at the end. Man, Alexander The Great was a fucking legend.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Is that the one with the vikings on the ice thing?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ermmm I dont remember any vikings.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Well barbarians or whateverthefuck. Like, Nordic kinda bad guys.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

No.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Oh wait that was Kingdom of uh Heaven or something. Anyway it was shitty.

 

[AchrisK]

300 was a very satisfying experience, which is a lot less than I can say for most movies.

 

[zoidberg]

Oh wait that was Kingdom of uh Heaven or something. Anyway it was shitty.

hey, i enjoyed leper man

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

300 was completely badass. It looked exactly like the comic.

"Vikings on the ice thing" That was King Arthur

Alexander was fucking terrible

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

whoa!
http://media.movies.ign.com/media/746/746237/vids_1.html

oh, and you faggots need to watch this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Carcassian]

does anyone have any recommendations for old-ish kung fu movies? like the cheap ones from the 70's?

Yeah, aside from the utterly essential FIST OF FURY, you should check out ONE ARMED BOXER.

From a more modern perspective ? FIST OF LEGEND, ONG BAK (is fucking awesome) and the first three ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA films are pretty fucking great. As is IRON MONKEY.

 

[Pessimism]

^You forgot Story of Ricky

 

[unknown]

so I went and saw The Invasion. wasn't bad. the moral of the movie reminded me a lot of A Clockwork Orange

 

[PanzerKunt]

Story of Ricky is fucking legendary.

 

[Hubster]

Return of the Living Dead IV is terrible, such a let down considering the first 3 were cool. The blondie and brunette in it are both hot as though.

 

[Hubster]

I watched Alexander again yesturday and I actually love that film. It was one of the few films that actually upset me at the end. Man, Alexander The Great was a fucking legend.

Read the Alexander books by this fellow. You won't be sorry.

 

[PanzerKunt]

300 was completely badass. It looked exactly like the comic.

"Vikings on the ice thing" That was King Arthur

Alexander was fucking terrible

Oh. There were so many movies of that genre back then a couple years ago and they were all equally lame. Next.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

They were saxons not vikings.