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“THE BANANA SPLITS” ARE BACK IN AN ALL-NEW HORROR MOVIE FROM WBTVG’S DIGITAL STUDIO, BLUE RIBBON CONTENT
(February 19, 2019 – Burbank, CA) – A cult favorite children’s series gets a horror genre twist with the return of “The Banana Splits” in a new original film which will premiere in 2019 via Warner Bros. Home Entertainment, in advance of its television debut on SYFY.

“The Banana Splits” will offer a new take on the classic characters, which were first introduced to audiences in 1968 with “The Banana Splits Adventure Hour” variety program. In the upcoming horror thriller, a boy named Harley and his family (brother Austin, mother Beth and father Mitch) attend a taping of “The Banana Splits” TV show, which is supposed to be a fun-filled birthday for young Harley and business as usual for Rebecca, the producer of the series. But things take an unexpected turn — and the body count quickly rises. Can Harley, his mom and their new pals safely escape?

“The Banana Splits” stars Dani Kind (“Wyonna Earp”) as Beth, Finlay Wojtak-Hissong (“The Kindness of Strangers”) as Harley, Romeo Carere as Austin, Steve Lund (“Street Legal,” “Schitt’s Creek”) as Mitch, and Sara Canning (“The Vampire Diaries,” “A Series of Unfortunate Events,” “War for the Planet of the Apes”) as Rebecca. The beloved Bingo, Fleegle, Snorky and Drooper will also appear. The film is written by Jed Elinoff & Scott Thomas (“Raven’s Home,” “My Super Psycho Sweet 16”) and directed by Danishka Esterhazy (“Level 16”). “The Banana Splits” is produced by Blue Ribbon Content in association with Warner Bros. Home Entertainment and SYFY.
 
I've been watching random movies available for free on my cable system.

So I saw a bad movie like Message In A Bottle and then I saw stuff like Escape Plan and The Crow.
 

The comments on that first article are gold.

REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION:

Does the eye-nipple lady ALSO have eyes in the normal place? And if so, was it tears from her eye-place eyes, or her boob-eyes that created the giant spider creature?

  • These are the kinds of excellent questions I am here for. She also has eyes in the normal place, and her boob-eyes don’t create the tears that birth the enlarged spider-creature, that’s her standard eye tears.