The things that make you angry thread

[Captain Beard]

You'd prefer salad maybe?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

salad crotch?

 

[Captain Beard]

She hates bacon, so I thought maybe a cobb salad flavored crotch.

Edit: and smelling.

But I think I'm on to something.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hard-boiled egg crotch?

 

[Morganna]

hard-boiled egg crotch?

HAHHAHH! uke:

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, would you prefer the fresh smell of cranberries then?

 

[Morganna]

Seriously though, It had a footie, fishy smell. But it was definitely foot. No crotch on this planet should smell that way.

 

[Morganna]

Well, would you prefer the fresh smell of cranberries then?

That would have made the ride home more pleasant yes!

 

[Captain Beard]

Unless they're some lesbian hippy witch.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

such a vile conversation

edit: referring to the foot-crotch smell.

lesbian hippie witches are just awesome

 

[Captain Beard]

Not really. Who wouldn't want to compliment a crotch smelling of fall fruits? And it wasn't an infection?


"Ahh, Mary, the sweet scent of apple from your budding rose is exquisite!"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

wow... that quote made me want to vomit more than the idea of foot-crotch smell

 

[Captain Beard]

Well what scent do you want? A penis that smells of chocolate?

Vaginal vanilla?

 

[Morganna]

IF it smelled like fruit, and I was hungry....*rubs chin* Nah, probably something wrong with it, best leave it alone.

 

[Captain Beard]

I know! A penis that smells like a creme filled donut!

That oughta be a fun one to pull a prank with on a a girlfriend.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

IF it smelled like fruit, and I was hungry....*rubs chin* Nah, probably something wrong with it, best leave it alone.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Well what scent do you want? A penis that smells of chocolate?

Vaginal vanilla?

A penis that smells like BACON.

 

[Morganna]

Well what scent do you want? A penis that smells of chocolate?

Vaginal vanilla?

LOL! What about chocolate and peanut butter! Reese's has the right idea!

 

[Morganna]

A penis that smells like BACON.

If it smelled like bacon I'd have one in my mouth all the time. Even to do the dishes! Same goes for chocolate, or coffee flavored penis.

I'll bet the man who invented the baconator, had a penis that smelled like bacon.

 

[~Lynn~]

what the fuck thread is this again?