The things that make you angry thread

[Jace_Mereel]

doesnt sound like theres much hope for that marriage.

Yeah. That's what I told Mom. She thinks that if my sister hears it from someone on the outside that it'll trigger a cue to stop the fighting. I had to remind my mom that it's Katie. She's been acting like this for at least my 21 years. I love my sister to death, but kid's a rough one to live with.

 

[Morganna]

store opens on Wednesday. I'm referring to this fucking guy that always wears a BRIGHT green shirt. downs syndrome AHOY! BOWL CUT AHOY!!!! he picked up some X-Files DVD near the rack I was stocking and he goes "THIS NEW?!" I said "no idea!" He said "OH BY THE WAY... COMING THROUGH!" and he continued shittily sweeping the floor with a gigantic push broom.

What ever you do, don't piss him off!

 

[Chromatose]

I hate annoying children

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Poor Derick. Children tend to see him as another child, rather than a big hairy guy. These little girls at the laundromat tonight were bothering him, and I heard one of them refer to him as "a boy named Derick." Aww, a BOY

 

[Morganna]

Poor Derick. Children tend to see him as another child, rather than a big hairy guy. These little girls at the laundromat tonight were bothering him, and I heard one of them refer to him as "a boy named Derick." Aww, a BOY

Awwww! Maybe they think he's a teenager! Hahhah, or just a really hairy child.

 

[Liverslapper]

What ever you do, don't piss him off!

AHAHAHA OMFG im savin this

 

[Phoenix5]

hehe

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

store opens on Wednesday. I'm referring to this fucking guy that always wears a BRIGHT green shirt. downs syndrome AHOY! BOWL CUT AHOY!!!! he picked up some X-Files DVD near the rack I was stocking and he goes "THIS NEW?!" I said "no idea!" He said "OH BY THE WAY... COMING THROUGH!" and he continued shittily sweeping the floor with a gigantic push broom.

lolz walmart-tards

the home depot here actually employs more disabled people than the walmart - though only the lot guy is mentally disabled. two of the other cashiers just have weird spinal deformity things. and then there's the one-legged dude

<3 my freakshow workplace

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Poor Derick. Children tend to see him as another child, rather than a big hairy guy. These little girls at the laundromat tonight were bothering him, and I heard one of them refer to him as "a boy named Derick." Aww, a BOY

hehehehe that's cute

does he go all red, scowl and shake his fist at them menacingly?

 

[neal]

cause that'd be even cuter

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*swoons*


is angry that there is no food in the house. lame. will not get to sleep.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I hate annoying children

Won't keep off ur lawn, huh?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just what are you growing in your lawn that draws those kids to it, huh?

... it's all the gojira, isn't it?

 

[Captain Beard]

Poor Derick. Children tend to see him as another child, rather than a big hairy guy. These little girls at the laundromat tonight were bothering him, and I heard one of them refer to him as "a boy named Derick." Aww, a BOY

I guess I'm fortunate that due to my size they keep a "Look, but fortheloveofodinDONTTOUCHHIMHEMIGHTBITE" attitude. Damn kids.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

do you cut them into fun little shapes, cover them in a crispy coating and serve them to other little kids as nutritious after-school meat snacks?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, those kids are too retarded to know better. I'm paid to watch those.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you should totally cook one of the tards and feed it to the other tards

 

[Captain Beard]

That would be Justin then. He'd be served with a side of deep dish duck dick.

 

[neal]

you could even feed it to the normal kids, i mean, is that really cannibalism?

 

[Captain Beard]

Not really, they're just meat in the end. They're hardly human anyway.