The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Achtland]

The day I shit my pants is the day I kill myself.

 

[Belligerent]

Sitting here listening to the new Enslaved contemplating why the majority of my friends are fucktards that don't like to go out and drink on a Saturday night.

 

[Belligerent]

I sharted myself once because of laxitives. The only reason i took the laxitives was because i had a bad batch of protein powder that plugged my ass up for 3 days. I remember trying to play it off the whole night because people were all "what stinks like shit".

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I remember one time in high school I'd unknowingly stepped in my dog's shit in the front yard before catching the bus, and I went around for the whole day with this nasty smell following me around without knowing why the hell it was there. In one of my classes, the guy in front of me asked around at one point, "What's that smell? ...It smells like a truck stop."

It was only when I got back home that I thought to check my shoes, and sure enough there was a big patch of shit stuck to the bottom of one. What a terrible experience.

 

[Belligerent]

and you can never look at those shoes the same after that.

 

[JontRevolting]

i remember once at school,in class this kid just got up out of his chair and took off,we looked out the window to see him pissbolting down the street,the dude never even told the teacher he was going,found out the next day that he'd shit himself,poor old wazza

 

[Vimana]

Using one of the classroom computers. Been listening to music and stuff on here since my computer got taken away.

 

[The Ozzman]

How the fuck do you get a computer taken away?

 

[Belligerent]

Lars Ulrich broke in and took it away for downloading.

 

[Vimana]

How the fuck do you get a computer taken away?

Grades.

 

[audiophileguy]

Got some free diabetes water from drpepper.com just now
god bless your whigger-ass, axel!

 

[False Joe]

Grades.

The obvious solution to bad grades.
Keep surfing the internet.

Got some free diabetes water from drpepper.com just now
god bless your whigger-ass, axel!

Why would you want diabetes waters?
I wouldn't wanna drink diabetes.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Not...wanting...to...work.

 

[Savern]

Looking through the notes for a lecture entitled "Detecting invaders and clearing the corpses" - which I think would make a great death metal album.

 

[mutantllama]

Woke up. Listening to Hibria.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I got shit hammered last night & woke up too late to make it to work on time. I actually woke up after my shift was supposed to start. Fuck, I'm at work & I still feel kinda drunk.

 

[CF87]

Drinking coffee. I was just thinking this section of the forum would be a good place for Bill Gates to sign up and post at.

 

[The Ozzman]

What are you doing right now?

Bill Gates: Laying in a pile of money

 

[Blind Guardian]

Just started a last.fm account. I hate myself. So all last.fm is is that people are going to watch what you listen to?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

No.