The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I did the translation during my lunch break.

Story in English below.

Today I went to the store to buy some apples. On the street I saw friends from school. They were playing soccer. I played with them for an hour. I broke my leg. They told my mom and my mom got scared. She said “you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab was rare, but I thought “now forget it “yo homes to Bel Air.” I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later.” I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.


Why fuck with the original?
 
In bed with my woman listening to black sabbath and drinking a cold one BRUV

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which 1 is u then lol
 
So I was in a bad mood today so I bought two packs of needles and hid them randomly in near playground's sandbox. I'm in a better mood now and my cock is exuberating. Fun.
 
God dam I'm shit at shoulder lift thingies at the gym. My shoulders are fucking gay and limp and sloping. I need to do moar.