The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[SentinelSlain]

If you're not feeling like shit, you haven't been staying up late enough.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you're not using internet memes, you're not a real C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

 

[metal paddy]

If you are not blowing enuff smoke you are not smoking big enuff pool cue joint bruv

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you didn't used to be called astronaut mattsson then you aren't a piece of female genitalia.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you don't have big lips, then you can't be a real JAGEagent

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you aren't Billy May's long lost son from when he was just 14 years old and had an incident with a teacher then you aren't a real Ozzman.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you aren't Billy May's long lost son from when he was just 14 years old and had an incident with a teacher then you aren't a real Ozzman.

I lol'd

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Apparently there's some debate about whose kids they really are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Rowe

 

[diddykoi6]

thats wierd

 

[Ross]

If you haven't been touched sexually be Michael Jackson you are not one of his children.

 

[Einherjar86]

Currently in the Tampa airport, waiting for my flight home. I probably should be doing some reading, but fuck it.

 

[arg]

she's kinda hot

 

[Vimana]

She will be so beautiful when she's older.

 

[Belligerent]

Wouldn't MJ's kids be at least half black?

i was wondering the same

 

[mutantllama]

Bored, and I can't really go to sleep.

Drink energy drinks at night ftl.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha
duh!

Im about to clean out the litter box and get some sleep. damn key-keys keep pooping

 

[The Ozzman]

Waiting for Tim from SKR to e-mail me back

 

[Vimana]

Some stuff you all care about. Turns out my Bel Airing of my Chinese students was too complex for them to read through and understand even though I translated it. My translation was probably somewhat shitty, but it's not that hard to get the gist of it even if you take it all literally.

My most likely bad translation of my Bel Airing story.

Jintian wo qu le shang chang mai pingguo. Zai jiedao wo yankan xuexiao pengyou. Tamen daqiu zaqiu. Wo daqiu tamen yi zhongtou. Wo dapo wo tui. Tamen gaozhi wo mama ranhou wo mama chengwei huang. Ta shuo “ni qianju ni ayi he jiujiu zai Bel Air.” Wo xiao wei jichengche ranhou shenmeshihou ta guolai, paizhao shuo xinxian he nali mozi zai jingzi. Jiaru yidiandongxi wo hui shuo zheige jichengche shi xihan, ke wo renwei "xianzai wangdiao ta, yo homes to Bel Air!" Wo jianglin zai bieshu zai qi yihuo ba ranhou wo rang jichengche “yo homes smell ya later.” wo yankan wo wangguo. Wo shi zainali zhongjiu, gei zuo zai wo throne as Bel Air wangzi.

Some stuff I couldn't translate, obviously.

 

[The Ozzman]

Too much time on your hands

 

[Vimana]

I did the translation during my lunch break.

Story in English below.

Today I went to the store to buy some apples. On the street I saw friends from school. They were playing soccer. I played with them for an hour. I broke my leg. They told my mom and my mom got scared. She said “you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab was rare, but I thought “now forget it “yo homes to Bel Air.” I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later.” I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.