Onder
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- Apr 10, 2006
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Haha, okay now I'm sober for a moment, so here's what's up: I'm trying to find a new computer to buy because my current one freezes even before the possibility to enter BIOS when starting, so I now officialy consider it fucking dead the fuck.
Also, there were several parties from which I remember shit but I kissed like three blondes in 20 hours and got none of them which is shamefully normal in the year of 2010. One run off after I refused to bang on a fucking street at 3AM, she was like a fucking horse really, she kicked me down on the fucking street (from back! my body still hurts) in one of the filthiest fucking shitholes in Prague and then tried to get me naked so I was like fuck off you stupid cunt, make some fucking sense and threw her away like a bag of sand or something. We repeated this procedure like three times and then she just fucking run fucking drunk into the nightly city so we were looking for her with this other chick but then we realised we didn't really want to so we started making out, it was quite romantic but at her door she said the classic line "you're fine but I have a boyfriend" and went inside alone. There was a dog barking at me from her neighbour's garden so I spent like an hour barking at him back, but she still didn't come out again.
Now I'm going to have a calm beer with this guy we call "cattle". He goes to restaurants and drinks the worcester sauce from the tables there. And I'm getting my guitar back tommorow hopefully which I can't fucking wait for.
Also, there were several parties from which I remember shit but I kissed like three blondes in 20 hours and got none of them which is shamefully normal in the year of 2010. One run off after I refused to bang on a fucking street at 3AM, she was like a fucking horse really, she kicked me down on the fucking street (from back! my body still hurts) in one of the filthiest fucking shitholes in Prague and then tried to get me naked so I was like fuck off you stupid cunt, make some fucking sense and threw her away like a bag of sand or something. We repeated this procedure like three times and then she just fucking run fucking drunk into the nightly city so we were looking for her with this other chick but then we realised we didn't really want to so we started making out, it was quite romantic but at her door she said the classic line "you're fine but I have a boyfriend" and went inside alone. There was a dog barking at me from her neighbour's garden so I spent like an hour barking at him back, but she still didn't come out again.
Now I'm going to have a calm beer with this guy we call "cattle". He goes to restaurants and drinks the worcester sauce from the tables there. And I'm getting my guitar back tommorow hopefully which I can't fucking wait for.
