The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[no country for old wainds]

i move closer to that life phase with each passing year. the IBS diagnosis is where it all begins

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My farting stories are rather boring ever since I lost the ability to fart without shitting myself.

that should actually make them more exciting

No clue how my wife didn't wake up.

the real question is, how in the hell did she wake up after being gassed non-stop for hours?

 

[Onder]

i move closer to that life phase with each passing year. the IBS diagnosis is where it all begins

Yep.

I actually have a very recent story. My office at my new job is connecting the hall and my colleague's office. She's an older woman, a mother of two afaik. There's a couple of other doors next to our offices entrance - female and male restrooms most notably. Since I can't fart elsewhere, there's sometimes a lot of racket while I release the big one. A couple days back I visited the male restroom and ripped a monster. We're talking 150 deafening decibels, hard to believe a human body can hold such pressure when it's transformed into such sonic abuse.

Afterwards I was trying to catch my breath and I heard someone move through the wall and I also heard a phone message ringtone. I realized oh shit wait, her office is right next to this shitter and these walls must be fucking thin if I can hear her move on her chair. She must've heard that satanic fart like Wagnerian hornsection in her face.

There's a happy ending to this as there's another toilet few meters away down the hall so since that revelation I travel the few extra steps to a more discreet location.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

About to go in for an interview in about 10 minutes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

What am I doing right now??

laughing my fucking ass off

Our Calling kicked out a girl before lunch
then, after lunch, the resumed calling people's names for the shower
they started calling "Crystal Carter come take a shower"
they spent an entire half-a-fucking-hour calling Crystal Carter to the shower
EDIT
it might have been even longer than half an hour, i'm not wearing a watch
it took that fucking long for the people in charge of the showers to realize that "Crystal Carter" was the person who'd been kicked off the property for the rest of the day

also
the alliteration in a birth-certificate name of a real-life-person is making me giggle just a bit anyway because it's making me think of Peter Parker Matt Murdoch, Otto Octavious, Stephen Strange, etc etc etc

btw
Crystal Carter loves having me massage her feet, and she's got sexy-shaped feet and i think i could get her to give me a footjob

hanging out with Crystal Carter again
i think i can get into her pants if i wanted to
i'm just not sure if i want to
cuz she's totally batshit crazy

also
picked up perscription of Seroquel which i will be able to sell in a few days

 

[CiG]

Afterwards I was trying to catch my breath

This part fucking caught me off guard.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

drinking coffee and eating cinnamon roll

 

[Onder]

Why is this thread on the second page, that's really inconvenient.

I'm in my office in this eastern blocc building, some woman complained about the plumbing in the entire workplace, when I go take a piss there's something dripping from the ceiling and I'm afraid it's actually straight from the pipes and I'm also afraid there's another restroom above and I think it intensifies when the toilet above flushes and I think I got some in my hair. Anyway, some of our labs got flooded last week because the plumbing above them broke. There's some conference here today and this shit doesn't look too fancy but hey.

I'm listening to Philippe Manoury and reading up on studies to see if I can determine Alternaria spp funghus with PCR with good accuracy. It's looking rather good. Can't wait to work with molds and stuff, exciting shit.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

instead of cinnamon rolls
they had muffins and bananas
already ate the muffins

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Relaxing at home all day so decided to make some of those "firecrackers" that @jimmy101 and @Slayed Necros told me about. Three grams, three(6) crackers. Hopefully this does the job.

 

[jimmy101]

How were they bro?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

How were they bro?

smashed my face in. Didnt think they were gonna work so i ate all three at once Made sure to decarboxylate the weed though.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Didnt think they were gonna work so i ate all three at once

@jimmy101
this how drug overdoses happen

 

[PrincessHades]

I think my neighbor just saw me with my dick out. My blinds are jammed on one side so there's a bit of open space. Normally I put a pillow over it whenever I don't want ppl seeing in but I figured with the angle and my bed being in front of the window no one could really see anything.

I look up to see a couple walking AND my next door neighbor pruning her fucking trees. Then she seems to say something to the ppl walking and then points to my window. Kinda worried about her calling the cops or something, it prolly looked weird as fuck with me facing the window

This isn't the first time something like this has happened. A few weeks ago I'm getting out of the shower at the asscrack of dawn with the towel around my back. I open my door and let the towel loose cuz I wasn't pretty sure my neighbor wouldn't be standing in her yard painting on an easel. Turns out at that exact moment, like 6:50 am my neighbor happened to be standing in her yard with what appeared to be an easel

I should probably get some curtains

 

[jimmy101]

We've all been there mate. I have a habit of walking around the house nude way too much. Can be a problem when I forget other people are in the house ;-)

 

[Onder]

I'm having a beer before a demonstration. First time demonstrating in my life. I'm now an activist? This is gonna be the biggest demonstration in our country since the revolution.

 

[The Ozzman]

Getting my driveway torn out and working from home. Did not like writing that check but whatever.

 

[Onder]

I'm having a beer before a demonstration. First time demonstrating in my life. I'm now an activist? This is gonna be the biggest demonstration in our country since the revolution.

And yes it was.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rotest-since-1989-to-call-for-pms-resignation

 

[CiG]

And yes it was.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rotest-since-1989-to-call-for-pms-resignation

"Feelings at Tuesday’s rally – the latest in a series of anti-Babiš events – were running high after the leaked disclosure of a preliminary European commission auditors’ report accusing the Czech leader of conflicts of interest over his ties to an industrial conglomerate, Agrofert, that receives large EU subsidies."

Is it ironic that people were waving EU flags in protest of this man, or am I missing something?

 

[Onder]

"Feelings at Tuesday’s rally – the latest in a series of anti-Babiš events – were running high after the leaked disclosure of a preliminary European commission auditors’ report accusing the Czech leader of conflicts of interest over his ties to an industrial conglomerate, Agrofert, that receives large EU subsidies."

Is it ironic that people were waving EU flags in protest of this man, or am I missing something?

The EU audit officially confirms that he's been misusing EU money for years. It took a while and we've all known it before but there you go. EU is not the problem, he is.

The problem with EU, admittedly, is that it takes fucking ages for their bureaucratic megamachine to do anything.